Missy C
@missyc.bsky.social
I skew toward the irreverent. I wallow in the flippant. I like big books and I cannot lie. Minnesota. Star Trek. Infinite diversity in infinite combinations. 🖖 She/her
The internet sometimes, man.
Me: We've been trying out different banana bread recipes and so far this is the favorite source.
Most people: Fun test! [Commentary, different favorite recipes, etc.]
Always that one person: I hate bananas.
🤣🤣🤣
We're fully socially broken.
Me: We've been trying out different banana bread recipes and so far this is the favorite source.
Most people: Fun test! [Commentary, different favorite recipes, etc.]
Always that one person: I hate bananas.
🤣🤣🤣
We're fully socially broken.
December 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The internet sometimes, man.
Me: We've been trying out different banana bread recipes and so far this is the favorite source.
Most people: Fun test! [Commentary, different favorite recipes, etc.]
Always that one person: I hate bananas.
🤣🤣🤣
We're fully socially broken.
Me: We've been trying out different banana bread recipes and so far this is the favorite source.
Most people: Fun test! [Commentary, different favorite recipes, etc.]
Always that one person: I hate bananas.
🤣🤣🤣
We're fully socially broken.
I'M SORRY I'M NOT FREE... BUY ME A BOOK FIRST.
My 10yo has some real vibes going on.
My 10yo has some real vibes going on.
September 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I'M SORRY I'M NOT FREE... BUY ME A BOOK FIRST.
My 10yo has some real vibes going on.
My 10yo has some real vibes going on.
This is my grandma's vintage cake pan set (my kids are using it to bake my sister a birthday cake).
I have to ask though. Are you really American if you haven't baked a 4 tier Washington's birthday cake? 🤣🤣🤣
I have to ask though. Are you really American if you haven't baked a 4 tier Washington's birthday cake? 🤣🤣🤣
September 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This is my grandma's vintage cake pan set (my kids are using it to bake my sister a birthday cake).
I have to ask though. Are you really American if you haven't baked a 4 tier Washington's birthday cake? 🤣🤣🤣
I have to ask though. Are you really American if you haven't baked a 4 tier Washington's birthday cake? 🤣🤣🤣
This ex-grasshopper we found is immortalized in the style of the xenomorph in Spaceballs.
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaal..."
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaal..."
September 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This ex-grasshopper we found is immortalized in the style of the xenomorph in Spaceballs.
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaal..."
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaal..."
My neighbor's outdoor cat is very pregnant and has become attached to me. (I do feed her, despite "better" judgement.)
My kids asked if daddy would be mad. I'm flummoxed that they don't already realize he has a soft and squishy heart for small creatures, too. He's allergic to cats. We have 3.
My kids asked if daddy would be mad. I'm flummoxed that they don't already realize he has a soft and squishy heart for small creatures, too. He's allergic to cats. We have 3.
September 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
My neighbor's outdoor cat is very pregnant and has become attached to me. (I do feed her, despite "better" judgement.)
My kids asked if daddy would be mad. I'm flummoxed that they don't already realize he has a soft and squishy heart for small creatures, too. He's allergic to cats. We have 3.
My kids asked if daddy would be mad. I'm flummoxed that they don't already realize he has a soft and squishy heart for small creatures, too. He's allergic to cats. We have 3.
Pulling up to pick up my sister for her colonoscopy: Get in, loser, we're doing buttstuff.
August 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Pulling up to pick up my sister for her colonoscopy: Get in, loser, we're doing buttstuff.
I feel obligated to inform everyone that this IS NOT OUR KITTEN. Sure, my kids have fed it and given it water and made it a bed WITH HEAT PACKS...
But y'all. We already have 3 cats. We can't.
But y'all. We already have 3 cats. We can't.
August 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I feel obligated to inform everyone that this IS NOT OUR KITTEN. Sure, my kids have fed it and given it water and made it a bed WITH HEAT PACKS...
But y'all. We already have 3 cats. We can't.
But y'all. We already have 3 cats. We can't.
I just watched the latest episode of Strange New Worlds: The persistence of chair "Rikering" into new Star Treks as an in-joke should make Jonathan Frakes very, very proud.
August 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I just watched the latest episode of Strange New Worlds: The persistence of chair "Rikering" into new Star Treks as an in-joke should make Jonathan Frakes very, very proud.
Me: Tom Lehrer died.
Spouse: Bubble wrap Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan.
Me: None of these are young men, but I'd still be sad.
Spouse: Bubble wrap Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan.
Me: None of these are young men, but I'd still be sad.
July 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Me: Tom Lehrer died.
Spouse: Bubble wrap Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan.
Me: None of these are young men, but I'd still be sad.
Spouse: Bubble wrap Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan.
Me: None of these are young men, but I'd still be sad.
Oh man. Tom Lehrer. 97 is not a tragic age to die, but it was nice that he was still in this world.
July 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Oh man. Tom Lehrer. 97 is not a tragic age to die, but it was nice that he was still in this world.
Kid2 is a new-ish reader and so some things are still unfamiliar to her. For instance... the ampersand. Which looks like the number 8.
So she read the title of this book as: The Care Bears Ate [eight] the New Baby.
I gotta say... it would be a more interesting read.
So she read the title of this book as: The Care Bears Ate [eight] the New Baby.
I gotta say... it would be a more interesting read.
July 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Kid2 is a new-ish reader and so some things are still unfamiliar to her. For instance... the ampersand. Which looks like the number 8.
So she read the title of this book as: The Care Bears Ate [eight] the New Baby.
I gotta say... it would be a more interesting read.
So she read the title of this book as: The Care Bears Ate [eight] the New Baby.
I gotta say... it would be a more interesting read.
Minnesotans are a hardy stock.
I couldn't attend today, but this makes me so proud.
I couldn't attend today, but this makes me so proud.
Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.
June 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Minnesotans are a hardy stock.
I couldn't attend today, but this makes me so proud.
I couldn't attend today, but this makes me so proud.
To get my Simpsons- resistant kid into The Simpsons I showed her the monorail episode first.
I don't play fair. 🤣
I don't play fair. 🤣
April 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
To get my Simpsons- resistant kid into The Simpsons I showed her the monorail episode first.
I don't play fair. 🤣
I don't play fair. 🤣
TFW: An artist who creates spontaneously starts creating a ton... and you wonder if it means they're okay or if they're really really not okay.
April 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
TFW: An artist who creates spontaneously starts creating a ton... and you wonder if it means they're okay or if they're really really not okay.
Unhinged coffee talks with friends today: Do you think Trump saw the title of the movie "Happy Feet", thought it was supposed to be OnlyFans content... then got reeeeal mad at penguins?
April 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Unhinged coffee talks with friends today: Do you think Trump saw the title of the movie "Happy Feet", thought it was supposed to be OnlyFans content... then got reeeeal mad at penguins?
6yo: I'm not a demon, mother.
Me: That sounds like something a demon would say.
Me: That sounds like something a demon would say.
April 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
6yo: I'm not a demon, mother.
Me: That sounds like something a demon would say.
Me: That sounds like something a demon would say.
Reposted by Missy C
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
"Sometimes it Snows in April" --Minnesotans every April, when it doesn't sometimes--but ALWAYS--snows in April.
*I don't recall it ever NOT snowing in April in my lifetime.
*I don't recall it ever NOT snowing in April in my lifetime.
April 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"Sometimes it Snows in April" --Minnesotans every April, when it doesn't sometimes--but ALWAYS--snows in April.
*I don't recall it ever NOT snowing in April in my lifetime.
*I don't recall it ever NOT snowing in April in my lifetime.
I made this Cory Booker ornament for a friend in 2018. Feels fitting today.
April 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I made this Cory Booker ornament for a friend in 2018. Feels fitting today.
Before I became a parent I didn't know it was physically possible for a being to outgrow all of a subset of their clothing quite literally overnight. THESE ALL FIT YESTERDAY I SWEAR.
March 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Before I became a parent I didn't know it was physically possible for a being to outgrow all of a subset of their clothing quite literally overnight. THESE ALL FIT YESTERDAY I SWEAR.
Severance would have been a great episode of Black Mirror.
March 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Severance would have been a great episode of Black Mirror.
Can't tell you how glad I am that Eichorn got busted -before- girl scout day at the state capital.
March 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Can't tell you how glad I am that Eichorn got busted -before- girl scout day at the state capital.