missy
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I made him add release dates to these, lest it sound like we approved of the exclamation-mark-lacking Jim Carrey abomination
I give How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966) a 1
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I made him add release dates to these, lest it sound like we approved of the exclamation-mark-lacking Jim Carrey abomination
I'm no geneticist, but here are my thoughts on the genetic makeup of the Muppet Christmas Carol Piggy x Kermit family unit
December 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'm no geneticist, but here are my thoughts on the genetic makeup of the Muppet Christmas Carol Piggy x Kermit family unit
When I google "muppet christmas carol cast," I'm not looking for *which people voiced which Muppets*. I'm looking for *which Muppets played which characters.*
December 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
When I google "muppet christmas carol cast," I'm not looking for *which people voiced which Muppets*. I'm looking for *which Muppets played which characters.*
I see they didn't wanna go with "White Cock"
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I see they didn't wanna go with "White Cock"
we (pedestrians) saw how everyone drove when the power was out. when the stoplights were down. we saw and we will remember.
December 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
we (pedestrians) saw how everyone drove when the power was out. when the stoplights were down. we saw and we will remember.
I live in constant fear that @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social will give a movie I liked a 0
December 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I live in constant fear that @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social will give a movie I liked a 0
whole foods never has fucking normal medications, it's always like "here's a powder you snort while you meditate to heal your left pinky finger"
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
whole foods never has fucking normal medications, it's always like "here's a powder you snort while you meditate to heal your left pinky finger"
skipping meetings is the key to my productivity
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
skipping meetings is the key to my productivity
why is apple cider the only juice you're allowed to drink hot? i'm ready for hot grapefruit juice
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
why is apple cider the only juice you're allowed to drink hot? i'm ready for hot grapefruit juice
I gave Tyler a "bitch" pass if it's funny but I might have to take it away because he's using it too much. The other day he splashed me with his water bottle and said "be christened, bitch"
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I gave Tyler a "bitch" pass if it's funny but I might have to take it away because he's using it too much. The other day he splashed me with his water bottle and said "be christened, bitch"
"that bike man is after you! go girl, go!" - a random person on the street seeing @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social biking a few yards behind my e-scooter
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"that bike man is after you! go girl, go!" - a random person on the street seeing @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social biking a few yards behind my e-scooter
aunt lucy ahh inscription in my new british passport
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
aunt lucy ahh inscription in my new british passport
Over the Paywall (Tyler pirated Over the Garden Wall but it has hardcoded Serbian subtitles)
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Over the Paywall (Tyler pirated Over the Garden Wall but it has hardcoded Serbian subtitles)
my body is a machine that converts cheese into pain
November 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
my body is a machine that converts cheese into pain
fries is so many potatoes
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
fries is so many potatoes
it'd be so funny if THAT'S why there have been feds in portland this whole time
October 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
it'd be so funny if THAT'S why there have been feds in portland this whole time
has anyone tried underthinking? is it better?
October 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
has anyone tried underthinking? is it better?
@blank-guy-ty.bsky.social tried to gaslight me into thinking that you don't need vodka to make vodka sauce
October 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
@blank-guy-ty.bsky.social tried to gaslight me into thinking that you don't need vodka to make vodka sauce
this continues to be relevant
October 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
this continues to be relevant
so my sister's house burned down, which is not funny. but the funny part is that amazon still delivered a package to her burned-down house
September 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
so my sister's house burned down, which is not funny. but the funny part is that amazon still delivered a package to her burned-down house
my parents in their large vehicle, parking next to everyone else's large vehicle, complaining about how parking spaces are too tight these days
September 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
my parents in their large vehicle, parking next to everyone else's large vehicle, complaining about how parking spaces are too tight these days
they need to add an entry into the DSM for the panic one feels watching a stand-up comedian perform on zoom
September 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
they need to add an entry into the DSM for the panic one feels watching a stand-up comedian perform on zoom
i just saw these words in this order on the internet:
"luteal phase is the new cortisol face now that mewing is out"
i need to go touch grass
"luteal phase is the new cortisol face now that mewing is out"
i need to go touch grass
September 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i just saw these words in this order on the internet:
"luteal phase is the new cortisol face now that mewing is out"
i need to go touch grass
"luteal phase is the new cortisol face now that mewing is out"
i need to go touch grass
trying to get banh mi at the airport and the group in front of me ordered 39 banh mis
September 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
trying to get banh mi at the airport and the group in front of me ordered 39 banh mis