Missy Meyer Ⓜ️🇵🇹
@missymeyer.com
Font designer, illustrator, writer, cat lady, vault hunter, orange pilled, immigrant, Jeopardy! silver medalist. (she/her)
Gently dying at these guys in my Portuguese class. Yes, the last one took the same copied answer, but he used a translator to turn it into English.
(All of his answers have been in English so far, which is baffling enough, but this copying is a new thing as of the unit we started last week.)
(All of his answers have been in English so far, which is baffling enough, but this copying is a new thing as of the unit we started last week.)
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Gently dying at these guys in my Portuguese class. Yes, the last one took the same copied answer, but he used a translator to turn it into English.
(All of his answers have been in English so far, which is baffling enough, but this copying is a new thing as of the unit we started last week.)
(All of his answers have been in English so far, which is baffling enough, but this copying is a new thing as of the unit we started last week.)
Hot take: traditional Thanksgiving foods are awful, that's why most people can only bring themselves to cook and eat them once a year.
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Hot take: traditional Thanksgiving foods are awful, that's why most people can only bring themselves to cook and eat them once a year.
Will these powdery friends make it through 3 different TSA checkpoints? Only time will tell.
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Will these powdery friends make it through 3 different TSA checkpoints? Only time will tell.
WTF, USA? I am 100% going to lose this lid.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
WTF, USA? I am 100% going to lose this lid.
Happy Daylight Saving Time (USA) to those who celebrate!
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Happy Daylight Saving Time (USA) to those who celebrate!
Happy Daylight Saving Time (PT) to those who celebrate!
October 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy Daylight Saving Time (PT) to those who celebrate!
I don't know if the NYC mayoral candidate is Sliwa or Silwa, feels like on here it's 50/50 how it's spelled. But 100% of the time, at first I think they're talking about Jojo Siwa.
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I don't know if the NYC mayoral candidate is Sliwa or Silwa, feels like on here it's 50/50 how it's spelled. But 100% of the time, at first I think they're talking about Jojo Siwa.
Wordle 1,558 2/6*
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A very unexpected result this morning!
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A very unexpected result this morning!
September 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Wordle 1,558 2/6*
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A very unexpected result this morning!
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A very unexpected result this morning!
Happy first day of autumn! And, you know, a few other holidays too. 😀
September 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Happy first day of autumn! And, you know, a few other holidays too. 😀
Yeah, metro train. Sometimes I feel that way too.
July 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Yeah, metro train. Sometimes I feel that way too.
When I'm kerning a font, I add in words that have the letter pairs I need so I can see how they look among other text. Sometimes, a fascinating story develops.
July 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
When I'm kerning a font, I add in words that have the letter pairs I need so I can see how they look among other text. Sometimes, a fascinating story develops.
I hate to say it, but the Rijksmuseum smells like a thrift store.
May 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I hate to say it, but the Rijksmuseum smells like a thrift store.
Cell data is back online after 9 hours in Porto, but power is still out at our place. What a weird day.
April 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Cell data is back online after 9 hours in Porto, but power is still out at our place. What a weird day.
It's a little more than a DONK; it's a DONKO! 😆 @ki11ersix.bsky.social
April 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It's a little more than a DONK; it's a DONKO! 😆 @ki11ersix.bsky.social
Gray & white on gray & white camouflage. (Catmouflage?) Glad she's in the corner where we don't walk!
April 24, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Gray & white on gray & white camouflage. (Catmouflage?) Glad she's in the corner where we don't walk!
Are these hamburger buns tiny? Or is the novelty chocolate Euro (included for scale) gigantic? Or maybe somewhere in between?
February 20, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Are these hamburger buns tiny? Or is the novelty chocolate Euro (included for scale) gigantic? Or maybe somewhere in between?
WTF even is this mascot? It's almost as horrifying as the old Quiznos spongmonkeys.
February 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
WTF even is this mascot? It's almost as horrifying as the old Quiznos spongmonkeys.
Today I learned: if Portuguese drivers see a puddle next to the sidewalk, they will steer wide to avoid splashing you. So very un-American!
January 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Today I learned: if Portuguese drivers see a puddle next to the sidewalk, they will steer wide to avoid splashing you. So very un-American!
If you see this, post a bridge from your gallery.
January 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
If you see this, post a bridge from your gallery.
Paint me like your French girls.
January 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Paint me like your French girls.
All hail the birthday girl: Flapjack turns 10 today!
January 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
All hail the birthday girl: Flapjack turns 10 today!
$325/month in 1994 for a really roomy studio at 5th and Mercer in downtown Seattle, right across the street from Seattle Center. Crappy old building, but the location couldn't be beat.
Rent was how much when you got your first apartment…
January 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
$325/month in 1994 for a really roomy studio at 5th and Mercer in downtown Seattle, right across the street from Seattle Center. Crappy old building, but the location couldn't be beat.
Does anyone these days use the word WAND to refer to just a stick you can use for pointing at things? Or is it now always paired with the word MAGIC?
January 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Does anyone these days use the word WAND to refer to just a stick you can use for pointing at things? Or is it now always paired with the word MAGIC?
Some real nice hacking coughs on the metro today. Glad I still mask up every ride. 😷
December 31, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Some real nice hacking coughs on the metro today. Glad I still mask up every ride. 😷