Bernie, but now with more Mista!
@mistabernie.bsky.social
As seen on Twitter and other various places! Dad, husband, gamer, musician, Lego lover, former MTG Judge, expert at run on sentences, New England sports fan.
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Hello hi good evening! Happy belated TDOV, trans rights are human rights, there's no such thing as an 'illegal' person, and I've got two words for the current US Administration.
Any questions? (also, if you fundamentally disagree with any of this, pls leave).
Hello hi good evening! Happy belated TDOV, trans rights are human rights, there's no such thing as an 'illegal' person, and I've got two words for the current US Administration.
Any questions? (also, if you fundamentally disagree with any of this, pls leave).
Not sure what's weirder at work at the moment - the rogue snack machine processing and declining a credit card authorization every ten seconds for the past how many hours, or the 3 sticks of butter in the otherwise empty fridge...
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Not sure what's weirder at work at the moment - the rogue snack machine processing and declining a credit card authorization every ten seconds for the past how many hours, or the 3 sticks of butter in the otherwise empty fridge...
I LOVE BBC.
Beef Broccoli and Carrots.
Wait, wtf did you think I meant?!
Beef Broccoli and Carrots.
Wait, wtf did you think I meant?!
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I LOVE BBC.
Beef Broccoli and Carrots.
Wait, wtf did you think I meant?!
Beef Broccoli and Carrots.
Wait, wtf did you think I meant?!
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
Love getting smashed in the face when I’m down 7-0 in pickleball against a guy that pickled us the last game. Was getting ready for the fastest nasty Nelson I’d ever serve but he left. Best for him tbh.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Love getting smashed in the face when I’m down 7-0 in pickleball against a guy that pickled us the last game. Was getting ready for the fastest nasty Nelson I’d ever serve but he left. Best for him tbh.
I was *pleasantly* surprised with the quality of images coming out of my iPhone 16 Pro Max last evening. 3 second exposures on everything 1x and higher came out crisp. Very cool.
Wait, you actually want to see them?
Wait, you actually want to see them?
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I was *pleasantly* surprised with the quality of images coming out of my iPhone 16 Pro Max last evening. 3 second exposures on everything 1x and higher came out crisp. Very cool.
Wait, you actually want to see them?
Wait, you actually want to see them?
Reopen the government.
Release the Epstein files.
Swear in Grijalva.
Release the Epstein files.
Swear in Grijalva.
October 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Reopen the government.
Release the Epstein files.
Swear in Grijalva.
Release the Epstein files.
Swear in Grijalva.
Huh, never saw that before.. I'm currently high bidder on an eBay auction, and a countdown timer has started on the live tile thing on my phone. I don't know if I like that or not but it seems useful. Doesn't matter, I'm likely getting sniped at the end (but if I don't I'm getting a bit of a steal).
September 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Huh, never saw that before.. I'm currently high bidder on an eBay auction, and a countdown timer has started on the live tile thing on my phone. I don't know if I like that or not but it seems useful. Doesn't matter, I'm likely getting sniped at the end (but if I don't I'm getting a bit of a steal).
It's time for MistaBernie's Patented ProTip!
...
If you're out on PTO - especially for a week - please stop replying to work stuff, especially if your reply/ies are 'I'm out this week', 'here's why Im out this week', 'here's what I'm doing', etc. You're not helping. At all.
Take your PTO. PLS.
...
If you're out on PTO - especially for a week - please stop replying to work stuff, especially if your reply/ies are 'I'm out this week', 'here's why Im out this week', 'here's what I'm doing', etc. You're not helping. At all.
Take your PTO. PLS.
August 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It's time for MistaBernie's Patented ProTip!
...
If you're out on PTO - especially for a week - please stop replying to work stuff, especially if your reply/ies are 'I'm out this week', 'here's why Im out this week', 'here's what I'm doing', etc. You're not helping. At all.
Take your PTO. PLS.
...
If you're out on PTO - especially for a week - please stop replying to work stuff, especially if your reply/ies are 'I'm out this week', 'here's why Im out this week', 'here's what I'm doing', etc. You're not helping. At all.
Take your PTO. PLS.
The problem with playing golf with your best friend who’s playing with your old clubs is that I’m inevitably going to reach for my old bag at least twice today.
August 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The problem with playing golf with your best friend who’s playing with your old clubs is that I’m inevitably going to reach for my old bag at least twice today.
This week's random BSKY post is about the concert tix I won earlier this month. Thanks to WZLX I won tix to Styx and friends (Don Felder and Kevin Cronin). The show was Saturday & was great. Winning qualified me for a grand prize (tix to 15 shows) but you have to be present to win, and I cant. Sad.
July 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This week's random BSKY post is about the concert tix I won earlier this month. Thanks to WZLX I won tix to Styx and friends (Don Felder and Kevin Cronin). The show was Saturday & was great. Winning qualified me for a grand prize (tix to 15 shows) but you have to be present to win, and I cant. Sad.
I do not need a Fender Tone Master Deluxe Reverb...
I do not need a Fender Tone Master Deluxe Reverb...
I do not need a Fender Tone Master Deluxe Reverb...
(adds to cart)
oh no it slipped
I do not need a Fender Tone Master Deluxe Reverb...
I do not need a Fender Tone Master Deluxe Reverb...
(adds to cart)
oh no it slipped
July 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I do not need a Fender Tone Master Deluxe Reverb...
I do not need a Fender Tone Master Deluxe Reverb...
I do not need a Fender Tone Master Deluxe Reverb...
(adds to cart)
oh no it slipped
I do not need a Fender Tone Master Deluxe Reverb...
I do not need a Fender Tone Master Deluxe Reverb...
(adds to cart)
oh no it slipped
We were down the Cape yesterday and I wanted to buy a new Cape Cod tshirt & hoodie because mine were getting too big. I picked up a new tee, hoodie and long sleeved 1/4 zip, all in XL, and they all fit (the tee is a little snug but I'm fine with it). Please clap.
July 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
We were down the Cape yesterday and I wanted to buy a new Cape Cod tshirt & hoodie because mine were getting too big. I picked up a new tee, hoodie and long sleeved 1/4 zip, all in XL, and they all fit (the tee is a little snug but I'm fine with it). Please clap.
Ma-ma-ma-Minecraft
Ma-ma-ma-Movie
The Minecraft Movie is on HBO Max
Lets get excited it's no time to relax
Funny and wholesome yeah this flick is a blast
Hurry up and catch it or this post will not last
Ma-ma-ma-Movie
The Minecraft Movie is on HBO Max
Lets get excited it's no time to relax
Funny and wholesome yeah this flick is a blast
Hurry up and catch it or this post will not last
June 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Ma-ma-ma-Minecraft
Ma-ma-ma-Movie
The Minecraft Movie is on HBO Max
Lets get excited it's no time to relax
Funny and wholesome yeah this flick is a blast
Hurry up and catch it or this post will not last
Ma-ma-ma-Movie
The Minecraft Movie is on HBO Max
Lets get excited it's no time to relax
Funny and wholesome yeah this flick is a blast
Hurry up and catch it or this post will not last
My mom taught me to forgive, but never forget. I've managed to forgive some pretty outrageous crap in my life. There's one notable exception. It's kind of a long story, so get your readers and maybe a snack. Go ahead, I'll wait.
You back? Cool, let's start at the beginning.
You back? Cool, let's start at the beginning.
June 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My mom taught me to forgive, but never forget. I've managed to forgive some pretty outrageous crap in my life. There's one notable exception. It's kind of a long story, so get your readers and maybe a snack. Go ahead, I'll wait.
You back? Cool, let's start at the beginning.
You back? Cool, let's start at the beginning.
Why selling things on FB Marketplace sucks:
(lists guitar for $550)
Guy: I'd be interested at $375.
Me: anyone would be, unfortunately my ask is $550
Guy: they're going for $375
Me: yes. Without a case or professionally installed pickup.
Guy: I don't need the pickup.
Me: .. installed.
Guy: oh.
(lists guitar for $550)
Guy: I'd be interested at $375.
Me: anyone would be, unfortunately my ask is $550
Guy: they're going for $375
Me: yes. Without a case or professionally installed pickup.
Guy: I don't need the pickup.
Me: .. installed.
Guy: oh.
June 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Why selling things on FB Marketplace sucks:
(lists guitar for $550)
Guy: I'd be interested at $375.
Me: anyone would be, unfortunately my ask is $550
Guy: they're going for $375
Me: yes. Without a case or professionally installed pickup.
Guy: I don't need the pickup.
Me: .. installed.
Guy: oh.
(lists guitar for $550)
Guy: I'd be interested at $375.
Me: anyone would be, unfortunately my ask is $550
Guy: they're going for $375
Me: yes. Without a case or professionally installed pickup.
Guy: I don't need the pickup.
Me: .. installed.
Guy: oh.
I try my best to live positively. Give people the benefit of the doubt. Be kind. Forgive easily and often. Help others. Don't be a dick. And I do my best to instill this on my son.
The only exception to this is is when I'm driving. It's brutal. I swear like a sailor with tourettes, just like mom.
The only exception to this is is when I'm driving. It's brutal. I swear like a sailor with tourettes, just like mom.
June 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I try my best to live positively. Give people the benefit of the doubt. Be kind. Forgive easily and often. Help others. Don't be a dick. And I do my best to instill this on my son.
The only exception to this is is when I'm driving. It's brutal. I swear like a sailor with tourettes, just like mom.
The only exception to this is is when I'm driving. It's brutal. I swear like a sailor with tourettes, just like mom.
Hooray new follower(s)!
Hello hi and welcome to the shenanigans. Punch and pie*
*There is no punch and pie.
Hello hi and welcome to the shenanigans. Punch and pie*
*There is no punch and pie.
May 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hooray new follower(s)!
Hello hi and welcome to the shenanigans. Punch and pie*
*There is no punch and pie.
Hello hi and welcome to the shenanigans. Punch and pie*
*There is no punch and pie.
I applied for an internal management position today. Apparently I'm one of five candidates and so far the first four candidates are all well qualified with no red flags. That being said, I think my interview went pretty well and that I'd do a good job. Wish me luck pls!
May 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I applied for an internal management position today. Apparently I'm one of five candidates and so far the first four candidates are all well qualified with no red flags. That being said, I think my interview went pretty well and that I'd do a good job. Wish me luck pls!
This is the sweatshirt I'm currently wearing. Today they got a new home (Netflix). Did I save Sesame Street?! (The answer of course is no, but a guy can dream)
May 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is the sweatshirt I'm currently wearing. Today they got a new home (Netflix). Did I save Sesame Street?! (The answer of course is no, but a guy can dream)
LOL, I've heard more Boston or Boston-based bands on radio stations from Chicago and New Jersey this evening than I have from my favorite Boston radio station (WDHA literally playing Boston-Hitch a Ride, and Rock 95.5 was playing Aerosmith a little while ago).
May 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
LOL, I've heard more Boston or Boston-based bands on radio stations from Chicago and New Jersey this evening than I have from my favorite Boston radio station (WDHA literally playing Boston-Hitch a Ride, and Rock 95.5 was playing Aerosmith a little while ago).
I've dabbled in guitar off and on for 20 years. I own something like 5 guitars, 4 basses and a banjo (I don't really play that though). I got the bug recently and was checking out Epi Les Pauls - got my hands on a Les Paul Pro IV Limited from GC. Haven't put it down since I bought it. I'm cooked.
May 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I've dabbled in guitar off and on for 20 years. I own something like 5 guitars, 4 basses and a banjo (I don't really play that though). I got the bug recently and was checking out Epi Les Pauls - got my hands on a Les Paul Pro IV Limited from GC. Haven't put it down since I bought it. I'm cooked.
If you need a pick me up, watch Ted Lasso, season 3, episode 12 (last episode) about 11 minutes in. Pure cinema in the modern world. Wouldn't change a thing. Trent Crimm's response quite literally causes me to fall out of my chair laughing.
May 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If you need a pick me up, watch Ted Lasso, season 3, episode 12 (last episode) about 11 minutes in. Pure cinema in the modern world. Wouldn't change a thing. Trent Crimm's response quite literally causes me to fall out of my chair laughing.
If you're a premier league fan - especially if you're a Liverpool fan - you should google Liverpool FC. Cool of Google to do what they did.
April 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If you're a premier league fan - especially if you're a Liverpool fan - you should google Liverpool FC. Cool of Google to do what they did.
Me: man stuff in London is expensive!
Also me: buys a $5.46 medium iced coffee from Dunkin within 60 seconds of getting off our plane
Also me: buys a $5.46 medium iced coffee from Dunkin within 60 seconds of getting off our plane
April 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Me: man stuff in London is expensive!
Also me: buys a $5.46 medium iced coffee from Dunkin within 60 seconds of getting off our plane
Also me: buys a $5.46 medium iced coffee from Dunkin within 60 seconds of getting off our plane
Sees managerial position open up.
Considers applying.
Sees starting range begins below my current wage.
Laughs in corporate.
Considers applying.
Sees starting range begins below my current wage.
Laughs in corporate.
April 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Sees managerial position open up.
Considers applying.
Sees starting range begins below my current wage.
Laughs in corporate.
Considers applying.
Sees starting range begins below my current wage.
Laughs in corporate.