Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

all kink is about emulating clown behavior except for clown kink which is about power

My fav types of cuisine:
- Sichuan (Chinese regional)
- Turkish
- Cantonese
- Indian
- Korean

Sorry to the French especially but the way I see it, if I’m paying money it should have a ton of protein and flavor to be truly satisfying

and bread is actually not that good

Scrooge: You there, boy! What day is it?

ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974

I want to leave a varsity athlete leaking out of every hole next to a dumpster

I need to physically ruin someone’s baby boy

I need to make a mother’s pride and joy get his stomach pumped

Why isn’t everyone I know awake at 3am like what’s up with that.
Do they hate me?

sorry I called you a bitch it was my cursed amulet

haha i went to the transgender convention and nobody there knew you. It's a tragedy that you're so disconnected from community and our communal spaces & gatherings. Next time the transgender convention comes through town you should really try to visit, everyone there will love you so much.

Ambessa’s vagina is so muscly she could probably chop off my dick with a single kegel then absorb it into her body for nutrients

you actually can fill the void at the core of your being with worldly possessions if you're really, really good at buying stuff

Reskeet with the first album you bought with your own money

her: let's try roleplaying

me: can I be a hypochondriac?

her: you got it

me: *suddenly nervous* got what

So is everyone on this app gay or what

Gently reminding all you new people that I am beautiful

We have finally acquired The Boy.

Also Ikea had a whole ass drag exhibit right in front of the store. One of the few companies that I actually believe cares about queer people

Me shedding my gay Twitter persona and manipulating all my new friends into thinking I’m normal