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CEO of DIE!

@misterbeaks.bsky.social

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My name is Doof and you’ll do what I say

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CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 1h

Every ice video

youtu.be/9Klj0H6YMLQ?...

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 1h

A kindred spirit

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2h

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 2h

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Thoughts $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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Sleepoween Is Nigh @revolverunit.bsky.social · Jul 29

workshopping bad tshirt ideas

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 15h

Welp

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 15h

I’m both really mad and really impressed

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 15h

Damn I shouldn’t have bailed on the game

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 17h

200 yard times

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 17h

I didn’t mind the weird new one but… yea

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 18h

Insane lore

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Been a dodges fan since I was a boi

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Jam and their power over the passage of time.

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 1d

And this is not some boomer they don’t make things like they used to post. I worked in plumbing for 20 years and when I started, they were five year.

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Water heaters are three year warranty now.
If one lasts 10,you’re extremely lucky

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 1d

“I want a Republican in my cabinet”

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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 1d

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think they needed to revive futurama again

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Go on

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 1d

That’s a “I gotta win this game my fucking self” moment. Idk how anyone is gonna top it.

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Poster child for “dumb as you look”

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Many people are saying this

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 1d

We’ve just gotten word that the president of the United States has d… and that’s a long fly ball from castellanos

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 1d

He needs to hit a home run so the thing can happen

CEO of DIE! @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 1d

I mute people during certain series sometimes lol.