Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms
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BG3 art & comics: https://bg3.mrcrowb.art || Death Stranding fan || Visual Novel Character Artist for @fictionfactorygames.com || socials https://mrcrowb.art/ || #art || NoAI
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Heya! I'm Crowbar, an artist making art for TTRPGs, visual novels, and board games by day, and feeding the worm that lives in my head with BG3 fanart by night.

🪱 BG3 comics: bg3.mrcrowb.art
🎨 Portfolio: paintingsfromouterspace.com
🖌️ Art feed: bsky.app/profile/did:...
🦋 Socials: mrcrowb.art
Painting of a fantasy bard, Aldiirn, playing the flute and casting eerie musical magic. Long white hair and teal skin signify drow heritage, but the short pointed ear with masked-shaped earring show he's only half-drow. Purple aura emanates from the flute forming music notes that twist and curl into a tentacle. He wears the Potent Robes, dyed a deep purple and heavily embroidered with floral patterns. Baldur's Gate 3 fancomic. "Welcome to the Underdark, we have mushrooms!" Aldiirn elatedly announces against a backdrop of enormous, colourful, glowing mushrooms and fungi.

"This one is great for slicing up and marinating!" he says, pointing to ripplebark growing from the cave wall. "or cut and dry for use in construction!" 

"This one explodes," Aldiirn gestures to Shadowheart who is now unnerved to be surrounded by glowing hot torchstalk.

"This one can be moved over a fire to cook a soup in its water reservoir!" Aldiirn introduces barrelstalk, a pitcher-like fungus the size of its name. He continues, "but if it's in spore, it will kill you."

"This one puffs out noxious fumes!" Aldiirn smiles, "that then explode."

Karlach points at a squat mushroom, "So what's this one, boom or food?"

"It won't hurt you," Aldiirn smiles.

Aldiirn's smile goes from closed to a wide grin when the mushroom releases its mind-altering spores in Karlach's face, causing her to laugh uncontrollably. Illustration of Aldiirn and Astarion seated on the edge of a table wearing some of Baldur's Gate 3's more revealing robes and armour. Aldiirn's skin is bruised and veiny from the effects of partial ceremorphosis, seen clearly on his face and bare legs. Still, Astarion hangs off his shoulders with a cheeky, hungry grin, and Aldiirn can't help but blush and smile back.
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take the time to write your MP and tell them your business is suffering without Canada Post! It's a necessary service, not a business, and the union workers should be supported

....fuck if I know about tariffs though the orange basically embargo'd his own country no one can figure it out
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He is! but hes gonna grow it out and never cut it again lol
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Helping Hands (2/2)
Man who helped everyone with their mystery conditions and quests shocked that they will help him in turn. Even Scratch is doing his best 🥺

Check out all my BG3 comics here: bg3.mrcrowb.art
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Helping Hands (1/2)
Aldiirn has been keeping his troubles and fatigue to himself the entire time the party has been in the mountains, maybe it's time to pick on the hints Astarion dropped and do something about it... #bg3 #art #comic

Continued in reply!
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sorry sometimes i remember i love writing Guys Did You Know i wrote a bg3 shadowzel walmart au fic and someone turned it into a podfic and it’s literally one of the coolest things that’s ever happened to me.
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listen. theres still love in the world, ok?

they built a non-flying replica of the Avro Arrow and the flying replica, Arrow II, is coming along great. the past is being corrected, we’re finally healing
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shoutout to sg-1 gating into a museum party and having to pretend to be terrorists and take hostages until sgc dials them out all while the galaxy's worst security guard is trying to be john mcclane
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dont think I'll ever tire of the sci-fi trope of first contact going hilariously wrong
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I've heard that search is currently busted
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Maybe Aldiirn should have informed the party of what they were looking for so they could, y'know, get these reactions out beforehand lmao. Some folks correctly guessed Aldiirn's salve is t-gel, what else would the mushroom look like??? #bg3 #art

catch up on comics here! bg3.mrcrowb.art
Baldur's Gate 3 fancomic. Amidst a forest of giant fungi, Aldiirn smiles and gestures to an unseen mushroom below the bottom edge of the panel. "This is it! The mushroom I've been searching for!"

"Quite the girthy specimen!" Gale exclaims and leans to get a closer look. Astarion and Shadowheart have followed the other two. On seeing the mushroom, Astarion has to stifle an incredulous laugh while Shadowheart is wide-eyed and blushing.

Aldiirn and Gale are kneeling on either side of the mushroom, discussing how to harvest a sticky white sap that exudes from the cap. Aldiirn explains to Gale how to stroke the stem of the mushroom to draw more of the fluid up from where it's stored in bulbs at the base. Gale follows directions with gusto.

Astarion, still holding back a laugh, ushers over the rest of the party. Lae'zel is utterly unimpressed by the mushroom while Wyll is taken aback by it's appearance. Shadowheart has moved to the side but now leans in with curiousity. Karlach barges into the scene, nothing holding back her reaction to the mushroom as Astarion and Lae'zel are sent flying. "That's a penis!" she shouts for all.

"The resemblance is remarkable!" Gale heartily agrees.

Aldiirn can only turn to hide his look of shame from the party.
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Aldiirn respectfully addresses Vhaeraun as "My Lord" or "Your Vileness"

Vhaeraun typically calls him nerd or egghead #tavqotd
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2/ They don't meet again until the reunion party, Karlach's a little horrified about the burn mark but hey, it was on the side of his face that's already fucked up no big deal! They keep in touch by mail after, different planes aint gonna stop the post.
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1/ The docks situation is a clusterfuck with Astarion, Karlach, and Aldiirn all going through sudden crises. Aldiirn helps Wyll convince Karlach to go to Avernus, but that Aldiirn doesn't react to Karlach touching and accidentally searing his face is a big clue something's wrong with him. #tavqotd
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eleventy billion years into the future we still have gif vs jif arguments
Demerzel tells Empire, "Your giraffe," with a soft g, "passed by. You just missed him." Empire responds, "I think it's called a giraffe," with a hard g
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it's an AI cesspit I wouldnt bother
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Please log in to Dota and vote for this set Hawf said I can have his half of the money to pay off my Beastcoast debt LMFAO
A screenshot from the Dota collectors cache vote showing whiterend’s outworld destroyer set
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With your kendo and martial arts training you got some fantastic basis for life modelling! My fav models were always folks who had done theatre or martial arts because they could really bring flow and poise to their poses.
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hdskjfsda yEAH YOU're rIGHT

Aldiirn: I love the Underdark and my job that takes me all across it! The ravenous monsters and rampant double crossing and women being allowed to legally kill me on a whim are all totally normal no big deal.
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rest of ride was uneventful, made it home safe and sunburnt 🎉
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Plsplsplspls I wanna see this done 😭💖
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"Don't do this to yourself. I need you to keep me on the right path."

For yesterday's prompt: relationship.
I think that's where my ADHD stops me from daily challenges.
#art #illustration #fantasy #oc #bweirdoctober #ralanahr #procreate
Illustration of a woman carrying a drunk man.
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Tumblr is much more oriented to fanart than original art. I notice those bots tend to only hit up the “art” and “my art” tags
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That said this has been a weird riding season for me, I’ve barely been riding but run into more situations than usual. I think this season set a provincial record for most riders killed. Something’s fucky.