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mistercubero.bsky.social
🌻Mister Culero🌻
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Vamo' a besarnos frente a las olas
Aunque sea de piquito, de piquito, de piquito pin- pin, pin-pin-pin 😘

La Mancha & Madrid 📌
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mistercubero.bsky.social
En otro orden de cosas, tengo un montón de códigos para entrar en la alpha de Soulfrane, y no se que hacer con ellos
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
mistercubero.bsky.social
Tio, mi madre podria tener voz de interior y respetar los turnos de palabra al comunicarse, que por hablar alto y sin pausas no te vamos a hacer mas caso señora
December 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 01: Shen is standing in front of you in a business suit with a yellow tie, with his hands behind his back, saying "I have an idea for a new type of cat cafe, but I need investors. Here is the idea:" Panel 02: A dollhouse-style depiction of the inside of a multi-floored cafe. The first floor features a few tables, a couple of cats (one orange tabby and one tuxedo cat), a cup of coffee on one of the tables, and a staircase leading up. Text below reads "the first floor just has normal cats." Panel 03: Text reads "But as you go up, each subsequent floor has more & more dangerous cats", as it depicts the upper floors of this cafe, featuring, from bottom to top, bobcats, tigers, and lions. Panel 04: Text reads "And at the top is just me in a fursuit with a machete." Shen is in an orange cat fursuit, dramatically holding a machete with his arms splayed out, backlit by god beams from the stained glass behind him, which looks like a series of cat faces. You are reaching the top of the spiral staircase into the room, covered in cat scratches and wielding a broken-handled broom.
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
mistercubero.bsky.social
Está finisimo esto de que me den muchas responsabilidades en la ofi, pero ya tengo la cabeza como un bombo🥲
December 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
mistercubero.bsky.social
Si pudiese pedir un deseo y que se cumpliese, seria borrar Madrid del mapa :)
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is riding on the shoulders of a big yellow guy labeled "INSPIRATION", who is holding Shen's feet so he doesn't fall off. Both are happy, Shen with his eyes closed going "WEEEEEEE!", and there are sparkles around them. Panel 2: Inspiration, by the feet, swings Shen full force into the ground, which he hits with his face and shatters, sending bits of debris into the air. Panel 3: Shen sits up, dazed with swirly eyes and scuff marks all over him, as Inspiration's yellow hand recedes exits panel left, having let go of Shen. Entering paneling right is a new, grey hand. Panel 4: Shen is now riding on the shoulder of a big grey guy labeled "DISCIPLINE" who has a furrowed brow and determined expression. He's still kinda crumpled and dazed, and is once again is going "weeeeeee", though now less enthusiastically.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: An old, grey haired, mostly bald version of Shen is laying in bed, in a residential room, with a nightstand with a lamp on top and wooden flooring. There's a man with similar hair to him laying his hand upon the old Shen's. Old Shen says "Son ... I can feel myself passing ..." Panel 2: Closeup of the son's hand resting on old Shen's. Old Shen continues, "My ... final request ... is ..." Panel 3: Closeup of old Shen, opening his eyes slightly. "Please make a 3D model of me ... a-and ... COUGH ... make it do gay little anime dances on a screen at the funeral." Panel 4: Old Shen, resting contently in an open casket, and above him is a screen and two speakers, the screen showing him doing a gay little anime dance, and the speakers playing presumably the anime music he's dancing to. Two wake-goers are there looking at it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
mistercubero.bsky.social
A puntito de enviar formulario para la Gala 9 de OT, dios mio dame algo de suerte en un dia tan gris 🤣🤣
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is looking down at his hand from a somewhat bottom-up perspective, saying "y'know, I think it's time I learned to draw hands." Panel 2: We focus on Shen's hand from his perspective. It is very simplistic, looking sort of like a water-inflated white rubber glove with 3 fingers and a thumb. Panel 3: The text says "*horrible cracking noise*" as the hand transforms into a realistic 4-fingered hand (albeit still paper white, as that is Shen's skin color). The panel is decorated with a spiral of chaotic, shaky black and yellow lines. Panel 4: Shen is looking down at his hands, which are now both realistic, large 4-fingered hands. He says "Oh HELL yes. Now time to get that YAOI MONEY."
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
An idea for this guy
The green guy described at the end of this comic this is reposting is stopping a massive sword, like the Dragon Slayer sword from Berserk, with the pointer finger of his left hand. He is now revealed to also wear loose warm-grey sweatpants and white poofy sneakers. Text says "Idea: He DOES have immense strength and magic, but it's all concentrated in 1 finger." That same guy is on one knee, firing a massive blast of magic from the pointer finger of his left hand. The blast is colorful, with stripes of yellow, green, and purple, and stars, arrows, and spirals of various colors within it. He is steadying himself against the clearly substantially force of the blast, like he just fired a rocket launcher.
October 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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kitkatei.bsky.social
Bed o'clock
October 9, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: An alien woman with green skin, red spiky hair, and a yellow jumpsuit with holes on the shoulders and a white 'spade' pattern on the top, is crossing his arms and has her eyes closed and her brow furrowed in frustration. She says "Why is it that whenever there's a fictional alien species..." Panel 2: She uncrosses her arms and leans and gestures to the side with them, continuing to say "Only the MALE looks like an actual ALIEN." Panel 3: She places her hands on her hips and looks forward angrily, and says "The FEMALE just looks like a CUTE HUMAN GIRL!" Panel 4: Shen is a what looks like a green tardigrade with a little red helicopter that it's using to suspend itself in the air, wearing pants on its last 2 limbs of the same colorscheme as the alien girl. He says "Sis I don't exactly wanna look like this either."
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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cultofthelamb.bsky.social
5.1% of you are killers........
September 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is looking at a tall box that we can see into and through dollhouse-style. It's filled with just a little green powder, and below it, it says "INT". Shen says "Hmmm... I'm not that smart ..." Panel 2: Shen is happily filling the box with yellow powder from a big burlap sack labeled "EFFORT", holding it up on his shoulder and tilting it over the box. He says "I'll just study really hard!" Panel 3: Shen is looking at a similar tall box, this time labeled "DRAWING" and filled only a little bit with pink powder. He says "I'm not that good at drawing either ..." Panel 4: Shen is on his tiptoes, once again resting the burlap EFFORT sack on his shoulder and tilting it into the box, filling it. He says "I'll just practice really hard!" Panel 5: Some time later, a girl with bell-shaped orange hair and a black top is holding a piece of paper and talking to Shen. She says "Wow, you got an A on that test?? You're so SMART!" Panel 6: A guy with dark brown dreadlocks and a yellow t-shirt holds a piece of paper, pointing at it, and says "Wow you DREW this! You're so talented at ART!" Panel 7: Shen has a devious evil grin, holding the EFFORT sack and looking at it, as the background darkens into shades of purple and red. He thinks "I've fooled them all."
September 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is a waiter serving a table of three at a restaurant. Shen is wearing a yellow dress shirt and purple bow tie. The people at the table are minimally detailed, but one is wearing a green t-shirt and another is wearing a red sweatshirt, with the third covered by the other two. Green t-shirt guy is holding a menu. Shen: "Can I get you folks something to drink?" Panel 2: The three at the table say "water please", "just water", and "water for me too" Panel 3: Shen's face lights up in a curteous smile as he says "alright that'll be right out for you!" Panel 4: A closeup of the menu, specifically the drinks section where it says "Coke - $3, Seltzer - $2, Orange Juice - $3 ... Water - $500" Panel 5: Shen is walking away from the table, which becomes blurred on the background as the customers chatter idly. Shen has a dastardly expression, eye and teeth gleaming in an evil smile through a face otherwise cloaked in shadow, Shen's head backlit only by a light behind him in the restaurant.
September 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
The comic is titled "My Favorite Fighting Game Archetypes:" Panel titled "The Grappler That Barely Fits on Screen". It's a huge, extremely muscular, bald 'pro wrestler' type character with metal bands around his arms. He is so big that he doesn't even notice his opponent, a regular sized guy in a yellow karate gi trembling in his shadow. His head is also bending the health bars above them. Panel titled "The Small Idiot With a Big Stupid Weapon". It is a girl in a predominantly pink Japanese schoolgirl uniform with with a yellow ribbon on the collar, running excitedly, a sparkle in her eyes. With both arms she is wielding a full sized heating radiator. Panel titled "The Straight Fundamentals, No Funny Business." Is it a grey-haired older man tightening the belt of his karate gi, which has yellow patches on the arms. He has a stern expression, confident in his mastery of his craft. Panel titled "The Funny Business". It is some kind of purple imp type guy in a pink-and-yellow jester outfit with teal pom poms attached to the 3 points of the hat. He has a bag with a metal spiky ball, a giant wacky wooden hammer, and a banana peel inside it. There's also a whoopee cushion that fell out. He is pulling a gun out of it.
August 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
mistercubero.bsky.social
Acabo de hacer power move, un señor ESPATARRADO en el cercanias, me he sentado al lado y le he empujado la puta pierna con la mia, super digna mirando hacia delante con el mentón BIEN ALTO, mientras el otro se me ha quedado mirando.

A mamarla mi ciela 🫦
August 21, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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cultofthelamb.bsky.social
🏔️INTRODUCING WOOLHAVEN 🏔️
Cult of the Lambs HUGE story expansion!

Awaken winter.❄️Rebuild the flock.🐑Uncover the past🏔️

🧊DLC COMING EARLY 2026!🔴
August 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is pointing and yelling at a hooded figure in a dark purple cloak with a metal buckle, and glowing red eyes within the darkness of the hood. The figure is carrying a large scythe. Shen is yelling "OH MY GOD, IT'S THE GRIM REAPER!!!" Panel 2: The figure partly lifts the hook of his cloak to reveal that he is just a normal, fairly pale human, albeit with red irisis (possibly contacts), purple hair, and decorative choker spiked bracelets. He responds "actually, I'm just a goth farmer." Panel 3: Shen points the other way and, with a shocked expression, yells "OH MY GOD IT'S SATAN!!!" Panel 4: There is a red-skinned man whose messy red hair vaguely makes the shape of horns. He is wearing a spiky choker, a t-shirt the sleeves of which end in a bit of fishnet, and dark red overalls with a pentagram symbol. He has a pitchfork. He responds "actually I'm a goth farmer with a sunburn." Panel 5: Shen points a third direction and yells, again with a shocked expression, "OH MY GOD IT'S CTHULHU." Panel 6: It actually is Cthulhu. He's wearing a blue sweatshirt with a wave symbol in the middle and drinking strawberry bubble tea. He says "sup."
July 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: There is a small, pink, frowning blob labeled "Self Esteem". Shen is crouching down to it, resting his elbows on his knees, and asking, "Self Esteem, why are you so SMALL?" Panel 2: Self Esteem looks down with reflective, emotional eyes and says "I'm s-sorry." Shen's hand pets it on the head as Shen, from off-panel, says "It's okay!" Panel 3: Shen, still resting his hand on Self Esteem's head, points behind him with his thumb, and shifts his eyes to gaze that way too. Self Esteem also looks that way, curious. Shen says "just take some notes from your brother, okay?" Panel 4: In the corner of a room, on a metal bench bending under his weight, sits a massive lime green blob labeled "Elf Esteem." He has a menacing and confident smile and muscular yellow arms and legs, and he is curling a dumbbell with his left arm. He's surrounded by posters of fictional elf women, such as Frieren, Zelda, and Marcille Donato. He also has a bow and arrow leaned against the wall, and a pair of fake elf ears on the ground near him.
August 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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zaps.boltie.art
If you’ve been noticing your favorite artists grinding harder than usual… that is no coincidence. It’s getting harder and harder to make ends meet, please consider supporting your fave artists by liking, RTing, engaging with their work! 🧡

Times are tough but community keeps us strong 🫶
March 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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inkeyjay.bsky.social
The Subway 💘
August 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
mistercubero.bsky.social
Me cago en la Renfe y en la madre que parió al responsable de que este servicio de transporte, cada dia que pasa, vaya como el puto culo
August 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Post Title: To the person anonymously writing slowburn office lady yuri in my DMs Post Text: I don't know why you've chosen me for this harassment campaign you've embarked on. I don't know why you feel that my DMs are a better medium for this story than, I don't know, posting them on a writing website?? Or on your own blog??? And most importantly, I don't know why you are laboring under the delusion that I can't report you just because you are sending the chapters anonymously -- I can in fact, and you would be IP banned. I'm issuing you this ultimatum right now: Stop sending me your slowburn office lady yuri OR I will report you OR Send me the next chapter within 24 hours, because are a fucker for where you left it off, and you have not sent a new chapter in several days. I need to know whether, when they were the only two in the office late at night after a brutal crunch week, and the stars could be seen in the sky due to a power outage on their block, and they talked about life, they actually do kiss or if that's another fakeout, of which you have done MANY. My patience with you has worn thin. Stop sending me this story, or send me more, or I will report you. Good night.
July 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: An evil-looking guy in a stained yellow t-shirt with the red Dai Gurren skull logo from Gurren Lagann (and sweatpants) points at a guy walking in the distance in a brown suit, brown hat, and black tie. He yells "HEY EVERYONE!! HERE COMES THE JOBHAVER!!" Panel 2: As the jobhaver walks past, another evil-looking guy in his underwear leans out of a window and yells "GOING OFF TO THE OFFICE, JOBHAVER?? GOTTA BE THERE BY 9, DO YA???" Panel 3: The jobhaver is walking away as one evil-looking guy, from his left, yells "GOT ANY MEETINGS TODAY, IDIOT??" Another evil-looking guy, from his right, tells "HOW'S THE >>PROJECT<< GOING, JOBSO??" and throws a balled up piece of paper. Panel 4: The jobhaver is clenching his teeth, sweating, and struggling not to cry as yet another balled up piece of paper and a empty can are thrown at him and bounce off his shoulders.
July 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM