Hermione, Texas Granger
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the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
Their heads are wide, and their eyes are lidless. Their limbs are underdeveloped and possess long, thin digits.
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I don’t think it’s possible for him to be sad
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their ages have nothing to do with it. i guess he was trying to brag about being creepy?
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it was probably her idea for him to keep working
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dang. i was hoping that was me.
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read this as “handsy voice actor massage”
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i swear to god if it recommends chris kattan…
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getting all my knowledge of the PNW from season 2 of “the last of us”
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It’s pronounced “New Jersey”
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It’s been going on for a long time now. Just more common to see today outside of Facebook
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My mom had a kidney stone and an infection and went into septic shock. Luckily she pulled through, but it was scary. Hopefully this is not similar.

When I had one in college the doctor told me to go home and drink a lot of beer because it would go right through me. I’m not sure he was a good doctor
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Since April I’ve spent $157.91 charging at home. I’d guess that’s about 5500 miles of my overall driving. That about 3 cents per mile (probably a little more). I’ve only had to hit the dc chargers 2 or 3 times.
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the first one they did had him at 56% and it never went up
Tracking poll from Rasmussen
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“our shitty technology that destroys the earth and costs a trillion dollars also requires you to give us diamonds”
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also, thank you to whoever made this from the colorblind for adding the numbers as well
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if all his hits were HRs they’d be up 2-0 right now, so…
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ai literally cannot imagine this
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courtesy of the red, white and bluesky
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also, salty licorice as an american is somehow “weird,” but i eat the stuff til my mouth is numb and i’m borderline poisoned
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That was the last time the insurrection act was invoked, so the picture makes sense in that context, but it seems to imply it’s recent which is bad
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cruel summer is actually about flanders’ beach house