The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀
@misterjaredgray.bsky.social
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NYC-based nobody trying my hardest to make some good in the world. He/Him/His 🩵
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Nobody cares what I think, but if this is how we have to live, then “cash discount” is a much friendlier, much more customer service-focused, much better phrase than “credit card surcharge” 🙃
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“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Rosie Cotton (with Samwise Gamgee), from The Lord Of The Rings
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that weird trait that makes you say movie titles backwards
Quote from Arrested Development edited to read: “Good for wicked.”
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that weird trait that makes you say movie titles backwards
Quote from Arrested Development edited to read: “Good for wicked.”
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Everyone who posts some version of “I’ll never understand how this wasn’t the end of it” is referring to a different terrible thing he did over the last ten years and, well, sometimes knowing there will one day BE an end has to be enough.

That won’t fix any of it, but at least there won’t be more.
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You’re saying you don’t think we look alike???
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This makes perfect sense because no one listens to me, especially when I’m right.
Still from the gif in the prompt, “The Smart One”
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It’s very cloudy and it’s supposed to rain later, but he’s there!
The Moon
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BLUESKY: “If the CEO doesn’t stop this behavior and address our issues, we’re leaving! We’ve left every other social media site, we’re not afraid to leave this one!”

THE CEO:
Quote from Lord Of The Rings: “…where then will you go?”
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Creativity is the one joy no one can take from you.

I don’t trust any motherfucker who would freely offload that gift to AI.
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Yeah, I was right. I can’t. I’m sorry.
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You know, to be completely honest right now, I don’t think I can. 😕
The Little Engine That Could
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Couldn’t let 10/6 go by without wishing you a very merry Mad Hatter Day!
The Mad Hatter, as seen in Walt Disney World circa 2009
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The Wicked Witch Of The West, in the original book:
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I think I’m going to buy an eye patch
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I guess I just gotta try. What other choice do I have?
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You know, to be completely honest right now, I don’t think I can. 😕
The Little Engine That Could
misterjaredgray.bsky.social
You know, to be completely honest right now, I don’t think I can. 😕
The Little Engine That Could