Bard
@misterjbard.bsky.social
Part time cosplay photographer full time nerd .. walker for money
Back from a long week off work and I’m not looking forward to going back to work
On the upside though I’ve discovered I could happily bankrupt myself in the cyber dog store in Camden
On the upside though I’ve discovered I could happily bankrupt myself in the cyber dog store in Camden
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Back from a long week off work and I’m not looking forward to going back to work
On the upside though I’ve discovered I could happily bankrupt myself in the cyber dog store in Camden
On the upside though I’ve discovered I could happily bankrupt myself in the cyber dog store in Camden
Happy day for me as the only remaining flying Lancaster bomber in the country flies over me as I walk home
A wonderful thing to see
A wonderful thing to see
September 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Happy day for me as the only remaining flying Lancaster bomber in the country flies over me as I walk home
A wonderful thing to see
A wonderful thing to see
This hurt my soul so it’ll now hurt yours .. GTA5 is older than the current year 7’s
September 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This hurt my soul so it’ll now hurt yours .. GTA5 is older than the current year 7’s
I find it really hard not to think the people who live on my work round aren’t massive racist morons .. I mean seriously painting St George’s cross on every white bit of a zebra crossing is more than a signal
August 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I find it really hard not to think the people who live on my work round aren’t massive racist morons .. I mean seriously painting St George’s cross on every white bit of a zebra crossing is more than a signal
A concerningly deep moment today brought about by having to listen to an old lady at work talking about the existential she’s having for her house
August 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
A concerningly deep moment today brought about by having to listen to an old lady at work talking about the existential she’s having for her house
Today I made friends with a white chow chow called benny .. this is a good day
August 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Today I made friends with a white chow chow called benny .. this is a good day
I’m having to actively stop myself buying the saturnine box set for warhammer .. keep trying to tell myself I have too much unbuilt
July 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’m having to actively stop myself buying the saturnine box set for warhammer .. keep trying to tell myself I have too much unbuilt
My friends are conspiring against me by getting me really cool warhammer models are way beyond my skill set to paint .. I am now in a spiral of thanks but arrrrgh
June 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My friends are conspiring against me by getting me really cool warhammer models are way beyond my skill set to paint .. I am now in a spiral of thanks but arrrrgh
It shouldn’t be this hard to decide which craft world id like my aeldari to be part of
May 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It shouldn’t be this hard to decide which craft world id like my aeldari to be part of
It’s so weird not doing any anime conventions this year .. entirely by choice this time .. but weddings are expensive sadly
April 6, 2025 at 11:29 AM
It’s so weird not doing any anime conventions this year .. entirely by choice this time .. but weddings are expensive sadly
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Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
April 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
I’m beginning to wonder if simply buying warhammer is a hobby because I worry about my ‘to build’ pile
April 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I’m beginning to wonder if simply buying warhammer is a hobby because I worry about my ‘to build’ pile
One of my friends is having a birthday at warhammer world in a few months so to secure the time off now my managers now believe I’m going to an interfaith wedding (the more details you give, the more believable it is)
February 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
One of my friends is having a birthday at warhammer world in a few months so to secure the time off now my managers now believe I’m going to an interfaith wedding (the more details you give, the more believable it is)
I’m really looking forward to finally getting my house sorted out then I can offer long distance friends a better option than just my sofa should they want to stay over
February 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’m really looking forward to finally getting my house sorted out then I can offer long distance friends a better option than just my sofa should they want to stay over
Following a lot of miniature figure painters on here has really brightened things up .. I need more of this
January 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Following a lot of miniature figure painters on here has really brightened things up .. I need more of this
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'Many of us...have a feeling that we are living in a country where fanatics, hooligans and eccentrics have got the upper hand.'
British Ambassador to Berlin, 1933.
British Ambassador to Berlin, 1933.
January 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
'Many of us...have a feeling that we are living in a country where fanatics, hooligans and eccentrics have got the upper hand.'
British Ambassador to Berlin, 1933.
British Ambassador to Berlin, 1933.
I’m relatively certain that the states are off my holiday list for the foreseeable future .. I don’t support anything the current bunch of tossers stands for
January 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’m relatively certain that the states are off my holiday list for the foreseeable future .. I don’t support anything the current bunch of tossers stands for
I want to do more creative things next year .. probably either photography or warhammer or both
December 16, 2024 at 1:33 PM
I want to do more creative things next year .. probably either photography or warhammer or both
I share the account and while we have similar tastes the artists are mostly me
December 5, 2024 at 7:17 AM
I share the account and while we have similar tastes the artists are mostly me
Work has been hell this week .. yay Christmas ramp up .. so I’m going to go and retail therapy myself on the morrow .. Leeds hoooo
November 30, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Work has been hell this week .. yay Christmas ramp up .. so I’m going to go and retail therapy myself on the morrow .. Leeds hoooo
Happy day before the rest of the world gets some relatively noticeable deals day to any Americans who follow me
November 28, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Happy day before the rest of the world gets some relatively noticeable deals day to any Americans who follow me
So my work colleague loves Christmas music .. and intends to play it in the van the entire ‘peak’ period .. will my amusement last or will my soul crumble
November 28, 2024 at 2:52 PM
So my work colleague loves Christmas music .. and intends to play it in the van the entire ‘peak’ period .. will my amusement last or will my soul crumble
The proposal part of it all is the easy part .. working out what the hell to do with the marriage part .. that .. that is the hard part
November 26, 2024 at 12:04 PM
The proposal part of it all is the easy part .. working out what the hell to do with the marriage part .. that .. that is the hard part
So here I was calmly disassociating on the treadmill in the gym and I look up and there’s a girl on the bikes staring at me with some intense concern on her face .. trying to work out if I looked dead or psychotic
November 22, 2024 at 1:02 PM
So here I was calmly disassociating on the treadmill in the gym and I look up and there’s a girl on the bikes staring at me with some intense concern on her face .. trying to work out if I looked dead or psychotic
I keep the bonfire site around to see all the horrors and I stay on here to feel better and see lovely things
Still trying to decide whether to delete everything over there or keep it active(ish) to keep hold of my handle and out of spite
Still trying to decide whether to delete everything over there or keep it active(ish) to keep hold of my handle and out of spite
November 22, 2024 at 12:59 PM
I keep the bonfire site around to see all the horrors and I stay on here to feel better and see lovely things
Still trying to decide whether to delete everything over there or keep it active(ish) to keep hold of my handle and out of spite
Still trying to decide whether to delete everything over there or keep it active(ish) to keep hold of my handle and out of spite