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Mr. Layman
@misterlayman.bsky.social
Teacher, Writer, Historian, Gamemaster, Pro Dungeons and Dragons DM.
Crow T Robot said one of my jokes.
I'm in an unusual number of documentaries about Thanksgiving and/or ghosts.
https://www.mrlaymanshomeschoolhistory.com/
Good thing California can just do whatever it wants.
Like have a vague understanding of basic proven science or economics.
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
How hard is it to go, "These cowards and traitors would not support Trump's impeachment trial in 2021 when he tried to topple the government and hang Congress because Trump, according to Mitch McConnel, was just going to not be president in like 10 days so it's cool"

It's not cool, it's treason.
a man holding a baseball bat with the words it 's not complicated behind him
ALT: a man holding a baseball bat with the words it 's not complicated behind him
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January 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
American use of the Aircraft Carrier in World War 2 mostly proved you do not need a battleship. If Trump had gone to military school he might have know tha- ... wait... he DID go to military school? Yikes.
December 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is helpful, thank you!
December 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Trump ran and repeatedly got elected on unmaking this global child sex trafficking ring, so if anything, it's the ONLY thing the public is interested in in terms of Trump.
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The plot against the King is voting and The Constitution existing.

Sorry to spoil what I'm SURE is the literary genius of Kash Patel.
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 AM
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Socialism, like when the fire department shows up and puts out a fire without me having to cut them a check on the spot first?
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The stupidest people think they're the smart ones.
Keep up the amazing work, God!
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My college application submission was about this topic, about the storage of energy, not the making of it. Good to see 25 years later we're actually working on it.

Way to go! :D
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Sundown
the sun is setting over the ocean with clouds in the sky .
ALT: the sun is setting over the ocean with clouds in the sky .
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November 11, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Plus then if you roll a 2 and get information, you know it's wrong if I give data as a DM but maybe it's just common knowledge. Like vodka is in fact, alcohol.
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I once bought a groupon to a Persian restaurant that was very clearly a front for mobsters. The dining room doubled as a dance floor, complete with a disco ball and gold accents. My date and I were the ONLY people eating there while the staff watched us eat.

It was MUCH less gaudy than this.
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The insurance companies backing him won't like that, probably.
His thought process is difficult to follow.
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Because sure, maybe the lock is rusted, or the guard is scratching his eyes and doesn't notice you sneaking past.
Let's a 2 and a 19 not be a lock.
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This is why as a DM I do a lot of the rolls when it's for information OR I roll everything else as a check against what they rolled.

Then they FEEL like they might have done a bad job, but then don't know if the thing they're rolling against might have done a worse job.
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Victor Orban is a dictator.

Do you think MAYBE that's why a lot of people don't ally themselves with him, you know, because of the dictator part?

Also, jealous they can't just black bag people at will?
a man stands in front of a white board with the words " that 's bad " written on it
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November 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Is he so dumb that he thinks the Lincoln Bedroom has to be in the style of the 1860s, yet his 100% marble madness mess is in keeping with the 1860s?
November 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM