Mister Mallard
@mistermallard.gobirds.online
🏳️🌈he/him
Therapist/producer/raver
Sober since 4/13/18
Therapist/producer/raver
Sober since 4/13/18
Everybody SHUT the FUCK UP Kristen Kish is going to be on the Traitors #TheTraitorsUS
June 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Everybody SHUT the FUCK UP Kristen Kish is going to be on the Traitors #TheTraitorsUS
Dubstep mfs be like “I don’t listen to techno” but threw tf down as soon as “Satisfaction” by Benny Benassi came on at the high school dance. Just be honest
March 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Dubstep mfs be like “I don’t listen to techno” but threw tf down as soon as “Satisfaction” by Benny Benassi came on at the high school dance. Just be honest
I don’t know who needs to hear this but do NOT get a tattoo of your team’s logo with the Lombardi trophy until AFTER they’ve won. Birds fans, I’m looking at you.
January 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but do NOT get a tattoo of your team’s logo with the Lombardi trophy until AFTER they’ve won. Birds fans, I’m looking at you.
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This is just hate. No one is being protected. No one is being helped. No one is benefiting outside of old rich white cis men who benefit from the status quo.
If you’re seeing this news and feeling anxiety and fear and hopelessness, just know that you aren’t alone.
www.thefp.com/p/trumps-day...
If you’re seeing this news and feeling anxiety and fear and hopelessness, just know that you aren’t alone.
www.thefp.com/p/trumps-day...
EXCLUSIVE: Trump’s Day One Executive Order on ‘Male and Female’
The White House strikes out at gender ideology and pronouns. Also: ends housing of biological men in women’s prisons; self-ID on passports; and more.
www.thefp.com
January 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This is just hate. No one is being protected. No one is being helped. No one is benefiting outside of old rich white cis men who benefit from the status quo.
If you’re seeing this news and feeling anxiety and fear and hopelessness, just know that you aren’t alone.
www.thefp.com/p/trumps-day...
If you’re seeing this news and feeling anxiety and fear and hopelessness, just know that you aren’t alone.
www.thefp.com/p/trumps-day...
BLUESKY SAID FUCK TIKTOK FUCK REELS HERES YOUR NON-PROPAGANDA VIDEOS LETS GOOOO
January 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
BLUESKY SAID FUCK TIKTOK FUCK REELS HERES YOUR NON-PROPAGANDA VIDEOS LETS GOOOO
@moorekismet.bsky.social ummm… why you didn’t tell us you can sing like that boo
January 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
@moorekismet.bsky.social ummm… why you didn’t tell us you can sing like that boo
I’m so mad about the scalpers raising prismatic evolutions prices like crazy because this set is so fun to open and I just want a Gholdengo SIR for my binder but assholes want to make money off of a children’s game. I blame Jake Paul.
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m so mad about the scalpers raising prismatic evolutions prices like crazy because this set is so fun to open and I just want a Gholdengo SIR for my binder but assholes want to make money off of a children’s game. I blame Jake Paul.
The US House has officially passed its first primarily targeted anti-LGBTQ+ legislation. I hope everyone who said nothing would change is watching. The presidency hasn’t even started and the changes have begun.
January 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The US House has officially passed its first primarily targeted anti-LGBTQ+ legislation. I hope everyone who said nothing would change is watching. The presidency hasn’t even started and the changes have begun.
Angelus’ behavior got me ALL the way fucked up
January 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Angelus’ behavior got me ALL the way fucked up
Hart and I have been watching #Buffy the Vampire Slayer (a rewatch for them, my first time) and I’ve been loving it. However, I’m about halfway through season 2 and my disdain for Xander grows.
January 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hart and I have been watching #Buffy the Vampire Slayer (a rewatch for them, my first time) and I’ve been loving it. However, I’m about halfway through season 2 and my disdain for Xander grows.
I’m sorry but “killa killa Zeds Dead” from Bassmentality is still the hardest pre-drop vocal ever don’t fucking @ me.
#dubstep #bassmusic #edm #zedsdead
#dubstep #bassmusic #edm #zedsdead
January 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’m sorry but “killa killa Zeds Dead” from Bassmentality is still the hardest pre-drop vocal ever don’t fucking @ me.
#dubstep #bassmusic #edm #zedsdead
#dubstep #bassmusic #edm #zedsdead
Without spoiling it, #Traitors season 3 has already made my jaw drop more times than the other two season have in total and I’m only 2 episodes in
January 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Without spoiling it, #Traitors season 3 has already made my jaw drop more times than the other two season have in total and I’m only 2 episodes in
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January 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’m just ready for the next set that’s going to give us like five new top archetypes so I can stop seeing drago bolt and zard fucking everywhere. I’m so tired.
#PokemonTCG #PTCGL #Pokemon
#PokemonTCG #PTCGL #Pokemon
January 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’m just ready for the next set that’s going to give us like five new top archetypes so I can stop seeing drago bolt and zard fucking everywhere. I’m so tired.
#PokemonTCG #PTCGL #Pokemon
#PokemonTCG #PTCGL #Pokemon
I shit on so many people for seeing wicked multiple times in theaters and I am now here to apologize because I just watched it and immediately felt the impulse to watch it again. Holy shit what an amazing movie
January 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I shit on so many people for seeing wicked multiple times in theaters and I am now here to apologize because I just watched it and immediately felt the impulse to watch it again. Holy shit what an amazing movie
Can someone explain Levity to me? Not to be a hater but their Hijinx set was just every vocal used in 2014-2017 trap sets with boilerplate dubstep underneath. There was no flow or energy shift in their set, just the same vibe for an hour. Am I missing something?
December 29, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Can someone explain Levity to me? Not to be a hater but their Hijinx set was just every vocal used in 2014-2017 trap sets with boilerplate dubstep underneath. There was no flow or energy shift in their set, just the same vibe for an hour. Am I missing something?
@madeon.net what are you up to in Philadelphia today? Come have brunch with me and my partner
December 28, 2024 at 12:52 PM
@madeon.net what are you up to in Philadelphia today? Come have brunch with me and my partner
Guys what the fuck Joker 2 is so good? I’m not done yet but I’m enjoying it so much
December 24, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Guys what the fuck Joker 2 is so good? I’m not done yet but I’m enjoying it so much
Marshmello took $9 million from a federal arts relief program so taxpayers could pay him to exist. Meanwhile he was doing concerts on fucking Fortnite.
Stop playing into the insomniac/ultra headliner industry.
#edm #dubstep #bassmusic #raves
www.businessinsider.com/lil-wayne-ch...
Stop playing into the insomniac/ultra headliner industry.
#edm #dubstep #bassmusic #raves
www.businessinsider.com/lil-wayne-ch...
How rich musicians billed American taxpayers for luxury hotels, shopping sprees, and million-dollar bonuses
Pop stars took advantage of the SVOG grant, using COVID relief funds for luxury spending. Lil Wayne bought Balenciaga and flew private.
www.businessinsider.com
December 19, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Marshmello took $9 million from a federal arts relief program so taxpayers could pay him to exist. Meanwhile he was doing concerts on fucking Fortnite.
Stop playing into the insomniac/ultra headliner industry.
#edm #dubstep #bassmusic #raves
www.businessinsider.com/lil-wayne-ch...
Stop playing into the insomniac/ultra headliner industry.
#edm #dubstep #bassmusic #raves
www.businessinsider.com/lil-wayne-ch...
They’re going to charge Luigi with terrorism but they don’t give the same protections to middle schoolers who get shot. Explain to me how killing school children isn’t an act of terror?
December 18, 2024 at 11:12 AM
They’re going to charge Luigi with terrorism but they don’t give the same protections to middle schoolers who get shot. Explain to me how killing school children isn’t an act of terror?
Borderlands 2 tiny Tina DLC got me cryin on the train right now
December 16, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Borderlands 2 tiny Tina DLC got me cryin on the train right now
Conclave was crazy holy shit. I was like “oh ok a movie about the Catholic Church whatever” but sheeeesh what a movie. Highly highly recommend you will be very pleasantly surprised with the climax of that movie unless you suck
December 15, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Conclave was crazy holy shit. I was like “oh ok a movie about the Catholic Church whatever” but sheeeesh what a movie. Highly highly recommend you will be very pleasantly surprised with the climax of that movie unless you suck
Everybody shut the FUCK up Borderlands 4 has been announced and it’s coming out in 2025
December 13, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Everybody shut the FUCK up Borderlands 4 has been announced and it’s coming out in 2025
I remember watching The Batman and being like “no way people would be this chill about someone killing public officials very publicly and just like cracking jokes online” but now it’s happening in real life and honestly I’m not surprised at all
December 10, 2024 at 3:52 PM
I remember watching The Batman and being like “no way people would be this chill about someone killing public officials very publicly and just like cracking jokes online” but now it’s happening in real life and honestly I’m not surprised at all
I know $10k is a lot of money and could absolutely change someone’s life, especially a McDonald’s employee in Altoona, PA. But also. That’s class traitor behavior.
December 9, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I know $10k is a lot of money and could absolutely change someone’s life, especially a McDonald’s employee in Altoona, PA. But also. That’s class traitor behavior.