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Tim Allen's *The Santa Clause* is what we in the know call "predictive programming".
December 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Tim Allen's *The Santa Clause* is what we in the know call "predictive programming".
My self restraint says I should stop eatimg the corn pone while I make a batch, but my Ka says that we are all fated to journey on the Corpse Barge to the Dead Realm of Lord Anubis, and hot corn pone is the only real relief between now and then.
December 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My self restraint says I should stop eatimg the corn pone while I make a batch, but my Ka says that we are all fated to journey on the Corpse Barge to the Dead Realm of Lord Anubis, and hot corn pone is the only real relief between now and then.
Mary Shelley's most famous novel should have ended with Frankenstein coming into an ice cave to see the Creature in full magus garb, summoning an angel before saying, "Actually, Cornelius Agrippa was right, Victor."
December 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Mary Shelley's most famous novel should have ended with Frankenstein coming into an ice cave to see the Creature in full magus garb, summoning an angel before saying, "Actually, Cornelius Agrippa was right, Victor."
In the post-apocalypse, telling my mutli-limbed mutant children that everything went wrong when Lego stopped making the White people yellow.
December 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
In the post-apocalypse, telling my mutli-limbed mutant children that everything went wrong when Lego stopped making the White people yellow.
I like to think Serosh aided Godfrey, First Elden Lord in the bedroom by grading him like a rhythm game announcer everytime he banged Marika.
"Good! Perfect! Great! Perfect! Okay. Perfect!"
"Good! Perfect! Great! Perfect! Okay. Perfect!"
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I like to think Serosh aided Godfrey, First Elden Lord in the bedroom by grading him like a rhythm game announcer everytime he banged Marika.
"Good! Perfect! Great! Perfect! Okay. Perfect!"
"Good! Perfect! Great! Perfect! Okay. Perfect!"
No hate to my nonbinary friends out there, but how come you guys can't even count to 1?
November 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
No hate to my nonbinary friends out there, but how come you guys can't even count to 1?
New Experiment Puts Guy With Schizophrenia In Nike Store, Makes Him Run Past Number Of Signs Saying "Just Do It", Observes Results
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
New Experiment Puts Guy With Schizophrenia In Nike Store, Makes Him Run Past Number Of Signs Saying "Just Do It", Observes Results
Yeah, you know, I think of myself as a true "Citizen of The World". It's true. Like, just now? Shopping in the "Global Flavors" section of the frozen aisle. Do it every other week. I know it's hot, but don't make a scene.
October 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Yeah, you know, I think of myself as a true "Citizen of The World". It's true. Like, just now? Shopping in the "Global Flavors" section of the frozen aisle. Do it every other week. I know it's hot, but don't make a scene.
No, I will not link accounts.
Like the True Dao, you will find me only when you cease to look.
Like the True Dao, you will find me only when you cease to look.
October 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
No, I will not link accounts.
Like the True Dao, you will find me only when you cease to look.
Like the True Dao, you will find me only when you cease to look.
The Disney Adults can only betray the Revolution. They are our enemy. They are the wreckers of the modern West.
They can only be rehabilitated after a long period of reeducation and many a struggle session.
They can only be rehabilitated after a long period of reeducation and many a struggle session.
October 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The Disney Adults can only betray the Revolution. They are our enemy. They are the wreckers of the modern West.
They can only be rehabilitated after a long period of reeducation and many a struggle session.
They can only be rehabilitated after a long period of reeducation and many a struggle session.
My tastes are ontologically, objectively good.
If you want to know what's good, you need only focus on my tastes.
If you want to know what my tastes are, you need only focus on what's good.
If you want to know what's good, you need only focus on my tastes.
If you want to know what my tastes are, you need only focus on what's good.
October 8, 2025 at 11:33 AM
My tastes are ontologically, objectively good.
If you want to know what's good, you need only focus on my tastes.
If you want to know what my tastes are, you need only focus on what's good.
If you want to know what's good, you need only focus on my tastes.
If you want to know what my tastes are, you need only focus on what's good.
Sneaking my own bag of microwave popcorn and a forearm of antique radium-dial watches into the movie. Theaters hate this one simple trick!
August 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Sneaking my own bag of microwave popcorn and a forearm of antique radium-dial watches into the movie. Theaters hate this one simple trick!
As a non TCG player, I'm always amused by the situation wherin the very company that produces the cards can issue a card with rules printed they printed on it, and then say, "You can't use that card, it's a gainst the rules!"
If only there was some kind of rulemaking entity that they could consult!
If only there was some kind of rulemaking entity that they could consult!
August 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
As a non TCG player, I'm always amused by the situation wherin the very company that produces the cards can issue a card with rules printed they printed on it, and then say, "You can't use that card, it's a gainst the rules!"
If only there was some kind of rulemaking entity that they could consult!
If only there was some kind of rulemaking entity that they could consult!
Game devs who add pickpocket mechanics seem to like creating a binary of "Save Scum" or "20% Chance This Fucks Up Your Whole Playthough"
August 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Game devs who add pickpocket mechanics seem to like creating a binary of "Save Scum" or "20% Chance This Fucks Up Your Whole Playthough"
Always amazed that Mussolini achieved the seemingly impossible feat of possessing a head at once tremendously square and disconcertingly round.
July 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Always amazed that Mussolini achieved the seemingly impossible feat of possessing a head at once tremendously square and disconcertingly round.
The most important question to ask about a perpetual stew is when the first rat fell in.
In some ways, he'll always be in there.
In some ways, he'll always be in there.
July 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The most important question to ask about a perpetual stew is when the first rat fell in.
In some ways, he'll always be in there.
In some ways, he'll always be in there.
The Bucc-ee's rodent is satanic. He looks up (at Heaven) from his hole (gate to Hell) with deranged hate and sinister spite.
July 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The Bucc-ee's rodent is satanic. He looks up (at Heaven) from his hole (gate to Hell) with deranged hate and sinister spite.
Spotify notifications always seem to demand you be aware that someone called "Crocket Englobando and The Jelqin Jallabies" (who were in one playlist you accidentally clicked on once) will be performing at the WD-40 Arena in Ft. Smith Arkansas this weekend or something.
June 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Spotify notifications always seem to demand you be aware that someone called "Crocket Englobando and The Jelqin Jallabies" (who were in one playlist you accidentally clicked on once) will be performing at the WD-40 Arena in Ft. Smith Arkansas this weekend or something.
In my "Vulnerable To Cult Indroctination" phase the True Crime docudramas warned us about in school
June 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
In my "Vulnerable To Cult Indroctination" phase the True Crime docudramas warned us about in school
Just heard a song on the radio so bad that everyone involved in its production should be sent to mine lithium.
June 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Just heard a song on the radio so bad that everyone involved in its production should be sent to mine lithium.
I will not let myself be ambushed and devoured by the brainworms.
I will must draw out these brainworms; I will mount them and ride them to glory, as did Muad'Dib.
I will must draw out these brainworms; I will mount them and ride them to glory, as did Muad'Dib.
June 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I will not let myself be ambushed and devoured by the brainworms.
I will must draw out these brainworms; I will mount them and ride them to glory, as did Muad'Dib.
I will must draw out these brainworms; I will mount them and ride them to glory, as did Muad'Dib.
My goose ain't cooked yet, but he sure is getting unseasonably warm.
June 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
My goose ain't cooked yet, but he sure is getting unseasonably warm.
Hey, babe, did you just descend out of the Gnostic treatise *Thunder, Perfect Mind*? Because I get the sense that you are both the whore and holy one.
May 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Hey, babe, did you just descend out of the Gnostic treatise *Thunder, Perfect Mind*? Because I get the sense that you are both the whore and holy one.
New Jersey gas attendants undergoing ritual purification so they alone don't die when touching the gas pump ala the Israelite High Kohens.
May 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
New Jersey gas attendants undergoing ritual purification so they alone don't die when touching the gas pump ala the Israelite High Kohens.
Bethesda will make a Fallout:Hawai'i and they will announce it as, "Yes, you've seen the Brotherhood of Steel and Super Mutants iterated on before.... but have you seen them wearing floral shirts?"
April 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Bethesda will make a Fallout:Hawai'i and they will announce it as, "Yes, you've seen the Brotherhood of Steel and Super Mutants iterated on before.... but have you seen them wearing floral shirts?"