In the song Break My Heart by Dua Lipa she asks - “am I falling in love with the one that could break my heart”. I reckon the latter is an implicit condition of the first.

Brentford really bungled that.

That was horrendous defending by Liverpool.

I’m getting my food choices down for work Christmas meal and I’m the only one who’s ordered extra sides 😬

If you ever had a sentient car like Herbie you could never upgrade it because a car came out with, say, Satnav or better Climate Control.

@snailo.bsky.social hello

Sometimes I just fancy doing a side plank at work.

This feels like a low quality game of American football.

Saltburn is a waste of an intriguing trailer. It’s a kind of film that hides it until the last few mins. Pure soured film.

Every sip of this drink ( a frozen margarita) is giving me brain freeze. I a m d y I n g.

Did you know… biscoff is a biscuit and not just a topping on cheapo desserts?