Matt Patches
@misterpatches.bsky.social
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Exec editor of Polygon; forever podcasting at FITWR.
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the wooden post got removed in a launch-day patch but this was probably my favorite baby steps triumph
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Inspired by Elm Street 3 of all things
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Were the Culkin, Arquette, and Phoenix fams the “YouTube parents turn their kids into content” of their day or was it more OK for non-actor parents to send all of their kids out for auditions because it was traditional Hollywood
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I told them the Daily Zig was a sham both-sides outlet preying on sensationalism and yet now you've scored the deal of a lifetime. Can only imagine what MAHA treatments IBS News will now be recommending.
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I've wanted to break this down for a bit: Wrote about a big quirk in how Game Awards is structured that makes it tough for small games to compete at a top level. Localization matters! And it creates a tough battle for the Blue Princes and 1000xResists of the world. www.polygon.com/blue-prince-...
In the GOTY race, localization really matters — which is bad news for Blue Prince
One of the year's best games will have a tough time breaking into The Game Awards
www.polygon.com
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All behind multiple hoops required to jump but...
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Good luck on that, Brian!
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Making the kids endure Brady Bunch reruns so we can one day watch The Brady Bunch Movie — gotta do the work!
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We’re watching The Brady Bunch, and Alice is quitting.

Carol: “It won’t be the same here without Alice!”

Mike: “Well, we can’t just keep her here — Abraham Lincoln put an end to that.”

Mike…
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Timmy's a millennial who is a Gen Z heartthrob. Leo was a Gen Xer who was a millennial heartthrob.
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What is the debate, if he's Gen Z?
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RIP Renato Casaro, an Italian artist known for his film posters.
He passed away yesterday at the age of 89.