Ayo, why the fuck do smoke alarms never have issues during the day? There's a coin flip chance of day or night and it's come up tails every fucking time.

Fantasy world where necromancers work as veterinarians. They don't need to work very hard because the souls are never very far away.

Saw a friend on Discord listening to some VERY horny music on Spotify. I was going to call them out, but then I'd have to acknowledge that I recognized it on sight. Well played.

It is a constant battle to keep my feed lewd.