Charlie Adler would be my pick.

As for a specific voice, something like his Felix The Cat seems fitting.

I don't know, I'm sort of like this:

...I can't tell if this is a Skeksis or an UrRu.

I don’t see how a bad port of an already bad game justifies releasing modern games unfinished.

How are random bugs that don’t play into a casual player’s experience comparable to the buggy messes companies like Bethesda puts out?

"If you ever complain about brainrot while watching Spongebob in your youth, you're a hypocrite!"

I see this site is becoming more and more like Twitter by the day.

The word "lolcow" is already a huge red flag for me, but everything else makes that flag the size of Rhode Island.

The world doesn’t revolve around what one person wants.

Just ask nicely next time instead of continuing to be an asshole like you’re doing.

How hard is it for you to ask nicely for that?

I don’t know what’s gotten into people where they can’t just…you know, ASK NICELY for you to do something.

The people that say that seem to buy into the idea that "plus sized = not normal", so anything that portrays plus sized people in a positive light is a fetish to them.

If anything, them saying it is a sign that we need MORE positive plus sized characters.

...Ok, so I'm VERY late on this, but this is S-Tier.