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mistertact.bsky.social
Sandwich Capo
@mistertact.bsky.social
My least favourite stress dream! I have two kids so mine are always "checkout is in 20 mins and I have to gather and fill three Rubbermaid bins of legos we brought with us for some reason"
May 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Guy in a grinning obsidian satyr mask replacing the toilet paper dispenser
December 30, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Hell yeah
December 12, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I just realized I should have been clearer in my initial post. I donated to the campaign after it was shared with me and then reposted it. I am not the owner. The profile is a vetted one. Perhaps I should delete and repost to clear up any confusion
December 5, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Your family is beautiful. I just donated and plan to do so again as soon as I'm able. I am thinking of you all and praying for your safety ❤️
December 5, 2024 at 10:21 PM
November 26, 2024 at 5:38 PM
As a dad witnessing this Dad Joke:
a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says " mother of god "
ALT: a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says " mother of god "
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Yeah there's no "joke" his reply to Abraham is just so meek and earnest that it's hilarious. Tweets you can hear
November 14, 2024 at 10:13 AM