every holiday we’re in Ohio and I see them, I’m reminded of how these people are the biggest pants pissing losers

my wife is from Ohio, and we got married in my hometown (a relatively large city) in California. several of her Ohio-based relatives simply refused to attend because (i) they felt it was unsafe or (ii) they had a general grudge against California

As a former Stryker platoon leader - they’ll mostly be doing maintenance.

every single GOP staffer that talks like this wears pastel colors and is 130 pounds soaking wet

an unfiltered cigarette would kill them but they act like they’d be the first one in the breach

He’s an optician now. Really leaned into the whole rec specs thing.

- Kelby Tomlinson
- Casey McGehee
- Beno Udrih
- Quentin Jammer

homies think they’d be Caesar’s legion but they’d actually be the beggars in freeside

tubby guys in oversized suits watching bombs blow up is perhaps the least intimating thing in existence

Can’t quite get over the part where he’s like, “it’s completely unnecessary to conduct a test like this but that’s not the point.”

do yourself a favor and don’t lurk on any recent threads related to Justin Herbert, it’s tough out there right now for my guy