MisterZymurgy
@misterzymurgy.bsky.social
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war.
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war.
Probably drop some off in the AM unless ya'll are leaving super early.
December 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Probably drop some off in the AM unless ya'll are leaving super early.
Someone check on @jenkurka.bsky.social she usually responds to ice cream based posts in 3 minutes or less.
December 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Someone check on @jenkurka.bsky.social she usually responds to ice cream based posts in 3 minutes or less.
This is like when you did a group project in college and that asshole who did NOTHING shows up the last day and writes in his name at the top like he helped.
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is like when you did a group project in college and that asshole who did NOTHING shows up the last day and writes in his name at the top like he helped.
Trump's sacrificial lamb to help keep his ass out of jail a little longer.
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Trump's sacrificial lamb to help keep his ass out of jail a little longer.
I can't see a reason why vanilla vodka wouldn't go good. Or triple sec. Or both.
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I can't see a reason why vanilla vodka wouldn't go good. Or triple sec. Or both.