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K Jacobson
@mistresskofos.bsky.social
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Kind of a trail runner, mostly a dork - the great outdoors, cats, hockey, motorcycles, punk rock, aquariums, and smashing the patriarchy, fascism, and intolerance
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If Thatcher Demko can have his trapper identify as a blocker sometimes I don't feel so bad about giving up the occasional glove side rebound
December 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Ran a couple of trails. Played a couple of games. Scored a couple of goals. Ate a couple of cookies. Good day out!
December 21, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Just deadass told my husband "there's a fine line between self myofascial release and self-harm" and he's looking at me weird but anyone who runs a lot and has used a lacrosse ball to work stuff out in their legs knows I'm right
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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I love my tendy brothers - I truly do - but if hockey players in general are "golden retriever" types, then goalies are 100% orange cats
December 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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🎵 Running through a winter wonderland 🎶
The City of Cambridge does such a lovely job with Candyland in Central Park each holiday season! 🍬🍭🎄
Bright lights in a rainbow of colours festoon trees while giant candy canes form a gateway on a path - mostly cleared of the snow that blankets the rest of the scene - leading to a large gazebo A multicoloured holiday train of lights shines brightly in a snow-covered field - a tree in the distance is illuminated by a vivid pink floodlight An idiot in black running apparel and a light-coloured hydration vest appears to dance gaily while hanging on to a massive upright candy cane with a tree behind her that appears to drop icicles of blue lights Trees strung heavily with lights support decorations that look like giant wrapped hard candies made of lights in a snow-covered park. The streetlight near the diagonal pathway is topped with a large white star of lights
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Less "Miss Manners"
More misdemeanor
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Absolutely nobody:
Fionny's leg:
A brown mackerel tabby cat lays on a bed with one giant dark brown foot extended behind him, the paler fur of his inner leg contrasting with the charcoal linen duvet cover
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Y'all I GOT A HECKIN SHUTOUT 🍩🏒🚫
A goalie in black, white and red equipment shows her trapper to the camera A smiling woman in white, black and red hockey goalie pads and a black Spaceballs jersey makes a zero with one hand
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Late post but I had such fun at the inaugural Lost Valley Trail Race through Smokey Hollow, Borer's Falls, Rock Chapel & Dundas Valley on Saturday! Could have done without the thunder & lightning while I was running the edge of the escarpment 😅🌩️ but I managed to finish before the deluge! 🌧️
A woman smiles and gives a thumbs up in front of Borer's Falls. She's wearing a peaked hat with a wilderness scene that looks to have been rained on, blonde braids, a blue jacket with an off-white hydration vest, and a black glove with a skeleton hand in white Young, bare deciduous trees line an orange leaf-covered path along the edge of an escarpment under overcast skies. The distant view beyond the edge is obscured by rain and fog, but more forest is visible below A few yellow leaves still clinging to a tree stand out among the fallen orange leaves, bare brown trunks, and green moss-covered rocks. White blazes show the trail heads uphill Moss-covered rocks emerge from drifts of fallen leaves, needing careful foot placement to make your way along this section of forested trail
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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On November 10th, 2008 I stepped out my front door to see if I could run around my block a couple of times. This evening - 17 years and around 35,000km later - I ran through blowing snow, because the rewards are still greater than the discomfort. #running
A woman in a grey toque over a peaked hat with a blonde braid and a red jacket runs along a snow-covered sidewalk while looking up at the camera Street lights in the distance illuminate a winter scene - a shiny wet road borders a snow-covered field with a recently plowed sidewalk stretching away from the camera. The branches of a tree with few leaves left make dark scribbles against the sky, where low cloud reflects the city's glow
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Trixie gets to lick the spoon every morning
A white and grey tabby cat with very long white whiskers licks a spoon with cat food gravy on it. Her right ear is cocked backward and her big eyes look at the camera above her deep pink tongue A white and grey tabby girl licks at a spoon with a dark pink tongue, her white whiskers twitched forward A white and grey tabby bites at a spoon, her nose wrinkling between sprays of white whiskers A white and grey tabby misses the spoon she's trying to lick with her very pink tongue, her big eyes appearing to look in different directions
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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If you're going to die of hypothermia you might as well have a nice view ☀️ 🍂🍁 🌅
A woman in a toque and bikini kneels in the crystal clear sunlit waters of Georgian Bay, giving thumbs up with both hands Pink granite slabs extend into blue water with windswept pines and gorgeous autumn colours A woman in a bikini and toque gives a thumbs up as she stands on a flat slab of pink granite at the edge of blue water with the sun shining brightly above A woman with blonde braids wearing a toque and red-lined change robe clutches a yellow travel mug of coffee with Georgian Bay in the background, the sun brightly illuminating the scene
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Played my first ever official game of hockey NOT as a goalie this evening. Grateful to have a supportive team ('causr I'm pretty trash), and somehow I got an assist - we even won the game! Looking forward to the rest of the season with Team Yellow 💛
A woman in a helmet with face cage, a yellow jersey with the Canadian Beer League logo, and a black hockey glove stands in front of an empty ice rink with a nervous smile
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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While I wouldn't recommend a 50k as therapy for a herniated lumbar disc, it worked out ok today at Wise Raven on an absolute stunner of an autumn day. Grateful to get dressed up like a dork and wander in the woods for a few sunny hours, even if my bits hurt
A woman with two blonde braids wears a red cap with a Deadpool logo and black brim, a red shirt with a Deadpool logo on the shoulder, a dress that bears a remarkable resemblance to a Marvel cartoon character, twin katana swords crossed on her back, and red and black face paint. She is moving on foot along a dirt path with exposed roots, bordered by drifts of fallen leaves Autumn colours show through narrow tree trunks and branches bordering a dirt trail that heads down through a valley and over a boardwalk, marked by pink pin flags Two brilliant orange-red sugar maple trees shine out from the rest of the forest seen on the far side of a glass-calm pond reflecting the blue sky above The sun filters through trees, shining on a dirt singletrack trail bordered with fallen leaves and low green shrubs
October 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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If you can't find store-bought pumpkin pie that fits your food allergies, homemade will have to do 🥧
A slice of gluten- and dairy-free pumpkin pie with a generous rosette of coconut whipped cream sits on a blue glass plate on a white stove, with a red spoon rest in the background.
October 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Got absolutely wrecked - rainy morning, lost all 4 games, blew out my back and got mercied out of the last one in the 2nd half - but had such fun at the first Sticks & Steins ball hockey tournament at KW Oktoberfest with our Canadian Beer League family! 🏒
The Canadian Beer League ball hockey team with Onkel Hans & Tante Frieda at KW Oktoberfest (7 co-ed players in white jerseys with two mascots - one male and one female - in traditional Bavarian dress) Gabe, Laura, Brady, myself, Ilya, and Tank pose for a team photo on the ball hockey rink in our white Beer League Hockey Practice jerseys during a break in the morning rain, with large buildings of Downtown Kitchener in the background
October 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Wanted to give this little baby a tickle SO MUCH, but settled for just gently tipping the recycling bin so it could scamper off ❤️
A juvenile possum sits in the corner of a blue recycling bin surrounded by empty containers
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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..so also my dumb ass may have ended up in an all-out 100 yard sprint against a bloody OHL hockey player after the game this evening. He just edged me out by the end, but I do have a couple of decades on him and had just played an 80min game so I'm not gonna beat myself up about losing 😅
October 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Sometimes you've just gotta bop out at 6pm to drive an hour and a quarter to a rink so that the first session of your favourite hockey org's shinny in a new city gets to start off with two goalies - even managed to get leg day and a run in first, and made it home by 11pm! 🏒 Thanks London BLHP!
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Looking uphill at a streetlight from darkness - trees are silhouetted against the pale night sky as mist rises from the brightly lit road in the distance
October 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Had been in such a slump in net for months - was honestly starting to think about hanging up the pads. Played an open pickup game last night, though, and FINALLY had a decent showing! Kind of messed up my shoulder in the process, but still felt good to get to frustrate some shooters 🏒
A hockey goalie in red, black, and white leans forward and stares into the camera with un-gloved hands on the thigh rises of her pads
October 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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I had seen a couple of berried females, but I thought they dropped their eggs...until I spotted this little shrimplet! It's impossibly small - like a tiny white eyelash - but my shrimp are finally starting to breed! 🦐
A tiny white shrimplet forages in some weeping moss while pink ramshorn snails go about their little invertebrate lives
October 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I don't know why Tillie likes to dig, but fortunately the neighbour (whose lawn it is) thinks it's as adorable as we do
September 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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24c in late September? Don't mind if I do get my paddle wet..
A paddleboards's nose is drenched in golden sunlight the perfectly glass-like water of a river bordered by trees, with a rail trestle in the distance The sun struggles to peek over a tree lined left shore of a mirror like river, the right shore bathed in sunshine A woman in a blue bikini top and shorts stands on her paddleboard, looking back over her shoulder at the camera. She wears a peaked hat with an embroidered image of Mazinaw Rock and red-lensed sunglasses, the sun casting her shadow on the board floating on perfectly calm water Not a ripple or cloud intrudes on a sunny downriver view of the Grand
September 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Another cracker of a day at Monster of Mazinaw in stunning Bon Echo Provincial Park this past weekend. Yeah, I was DFL but I got some lovely photos and came in well under the cut-off #trailrunning #fallcolours #monsterofmazinaw #bonecho
Thin, wispy clouds in a blue sky are reflected by the calm, tree-lined water of Bon Echo Lake A jumble of sunlit rocks poses as a trail alongside a slow-moving stream bordered by pine trees and brilliantly coloured bushes under a blue sky A narrow, rocky trail draped in autumnal colours squeezes between two trees on loop 3 of the Abes & Essens backpacking trail A riot of autumn colour clothes a rocky climb toward a bright blue sky
September 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM