Note to self: Don't listen to Celine Dion after doing my eyeliner. 😭

I don't know about anyone else, but if my husband was making a movie and gave me the opportunity to mock and then blow the head off a surrogate character of my harasser, I would be stoked to process my anger that way.

I’m quitting sex work to be a carrot farmer.

Just kidding… But I can now grow my own dildos.

Getting tipsy and doing karaoke with my friends was something SORELY needed this weekend. I think it was the first time in months I didn't pay attention to my work notifications during my off time.

Turned him down for a show lol

lol. Oop.

Just an FYI. :)

Rewatching Oculus for the millionth time and that damn alarm clock mouth scene still gets me.

Bravo, @mikeflanaganfilm.com. It’s difficult to make me fear the dark, but you do it very well.

I'm going to start imposing a tax on subs who use dumb words.

"Cummies" is first on the list.

I'm really hoping they continue that little Freak Lizzie's story when Outlander comes back. Good for her, man. Good. For. Her.

Oh hi.

Here are all of my links. Camming, Content, Streaming, and Gifting can all be found here!

linktr.ee/mistressmere...

I have to remember to start posting here. What do we call them? Flutters? Because a butterfly is the logo? Flaps?... no, that can turn pervy real quick.