James 🐧
@mistuhpenguin.bsky.social
I live a quiet, low-key life.
🎮💪👨🏽🤝👨🏻💍🎲🎂🐧🐻❄🐶🎨
Be kind to people, even if they can't do something for you.
39. Married (he hates social media). Cake artist. Digital hobby artist. Retail middle management (anti brag)
Probably not a real penguin.
🎮💪👨🏽🤝👨🏻💍🎲🎂🐧🐻❄🐶🎨
Be kind to people, even if they can't do something for you.
39. Married (he hates social media). Cake artist. Digital hobby artist. Retail middle management (anti brag)
Probably not a real penguin.
I am swinging wildly from being extremely depressed, cold and lonely (all my friends are 8 hours away) to being awestruck by how pretty everything is as it's dying.
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I am swinging wildly from being extremely depressed, cold and lonely (all my friends are 8 hours away) to being awestruck by how pretty everything is as it's dying.
It's snowing! (flurries but it counts). 🥹
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It's snowing! (flurries but it counts). 🥹
Added some new stickers to my collection at Ponce City Market yesterday. 🥰 NEVER would have found these in Florida.
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Added some new stickers to my collection at Ponce City Market yesterday. 🥰 NEVER would have found these in Florida.
I need friends that are waaaaay more fit than I am so I can absorb some drive and motivation from them osmosis style. Hanging out with someone in better shape would low-key bully me into trying to keep up. I need it. Lol.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I need friends that are waaaaay more fit than I am so I can absorb some drive and motivation from them osmosis style. Hanging out with someone in better shape would low-key bully me into trying to keep up. I need it. Lol.
Calories don't count on your birthday right?
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Calories don't count on your birthday right?
I'm just gonna pretend every single biceps flexing picture I see on this app today was taken just for my birthday 😊
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I'm just gonna pretend every single biceps flexing picture I see on this app today was taken just for my birthday 😊
My car repair stuff is fine. I was day high and being dramatic. All is well.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My car repair stuff is fine. I was day high and being dramatic. All is well.
You can be a depressed bitch that has reached their limit and actively viewing death as the only escape...but also be down to get coffee because you're not ACTUALLY gonna harm yourself. Two things can be true. Like...I want to die sincerely. Fuck this world. Fuck it all...hold on the dryer is done..
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You can be a depressed bitch that has reached their limit and actively viewing death as the only escape...but also be down to get coffee because you're not ACTUALLY gonna harm yourself. Two things can be true. Like...I want to die sincerely. Fuck this world. Fuck it all...hold on the dryer is done..
No editing, but the shadows LIE.
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
No editing, but the shadows LIE.
My mom would have been 60 today. While walking around our new town we came across this...🥹
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My mom would have been 60 today. While walking around our new town we came across this...🥹
I'm just gonna be a depressed bitch for Halloween. Clocking in soon for my 12-10p Halloween fun. Love retail middle management.
Because it's Friday...
Because it's Friday...
October 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm just gonna be a depressed bitch for Halloween. Clocking in soon for my 12-10p Halloween fun. Love retail middle management.
Because it's Friday...
Because it's Friday...
I'm thisclose to a crashout. Car died. Needs work but won't know all the issues until my appt on Sat. Last night I slipped inside the house..fell down the stairs backwards then forwards. Huge bruise on my hip and pulled something in my back and I think some foot bones broke too. Fml.
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'm thisclose to a crashout. Car died. Needs work but won't know all the issues until my appt on Sat. Last night I slipped inside the house..fell down the stairs backwards then forwards. Huge bruise on my hip and pulled something in my back and I think some foot bones broke too. Fml.
If I follow you and don't speak...odds are high that I just think you're rad & I'm hella intimidated but hoping to somehow absorb some of your *gestures vaguely*...some of y'all are just so effortlessly cool and seem to have a healthy sense of self. I'm over here still pushing my clay in a ball. 🫠
a little girl is laying on the floor in a playground with the words status written on the bottom
ALT: a little girl is laying on the floor in a playground with the words status written on the bottom
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October 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If I follow you and don't speak...odds are high that I just think you're rad & I'm hella intimidated but hoping to somehow absorb some of your *gestures vaguely*...some of y'all are just so effortlessly cool and seem to have a healthy sense of self. I'm over here still pushing my clay in a ball. 🫠
Blah. Doing only cardio for the first few workouts since moving. The highlight of my first lift workout today was the hydro massage after. It was a violent slap to the face how far I've fallen off 🫠🥺
October 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Blah. Doing only cardio for the first few workouts since moving. The highlight of my first lift workout today was the hydro massage after. It was a violent slap to the face how far I've fallen off 🫠🥺
The move is in 7 days. I woke up with a miserable migraine that has kept me in bed with an ice pack on my eyes. Our dog looks outwardly how I feel inside.
October 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The move is in 7 days. I woke up with a miserable migraine that has kept me in bed with an ice pack on my eyes. Our dog looks outwardly how I feel inside.
I wouldn't even call it mental gymnastics...the mental...throwing myself down stairs and ragdolling back up the stairs to tumble down again...thinking I was looking forward to being outside in nature soon but we are moving during sad cold season & I'm now preemptively depressed. Why am I like this?
October 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I wouldn't even call it mental gymnastics...the mental...throwing myself down stairs and ragdolling back up the stairs to tumble down again...thinking I was looking forward to being outside in nature soon but we are moving during sad cold season & I'm now preemptively depressed. Why am I like this?
We are making the 2nd biggest life change (first was career) since my mom's passing and I think maybe subconsciously I am disconnected/emotionally worn down because I haven't spoken to her & gotten her advice/approval/confirmation that we are doing the right things. 🫠 it feels like I skipped a step.
October 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
We are making the 2nd biggest life change (first was career) since my mom's passing and I think maybe subconsciously I am disconnected/emotionally worn down because I haven't spoken to her & gotten her advice/approval/confirmation that we are doing the right things. 🫠 it feels like I skipped a step.
Are the bangers and bops in the room with us right now?
a woman with blonde hair is wearing a black dress and smiling for the camera .
Alt: Britney Spears showing teeth but it's not exactly a smile.
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October 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Are the bangers and bops in the room with us right now?
17 more days as a Florida resident. 🥳
October 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
17 more days as a Florida resident. 🥳
I'm a huge Cardi B fan. Fuck it. Judge me. The music is fun. I dig her personality. Something about her just gets me. I really hope this new album is great. I am fearful of how shitty people will be to her if its not. Or if it sells less than 200k after all the blitz promo these last two weeks.
a woman with a surprised look on her face
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face
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September 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I'm a huge Cardi B fan. Fuck it. Judge me. The music is fun. I dig her personality. Something about her just gets me. I really hope this new album is great. I am fearful of how shitty people will be to her if its not. Or if it sells less than 200k after all the blitz promo these last two weeks.
Maybe it's been said already....but I firmly believe these two songs are related. Cousins? Or best friends since diapers?
September 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Maybe it's been said already....but I firmly believe these two songs are related. Cousins? Or best friends since diapers?