⚔️misturb8r⚔️
@misturbat0r.bsky.social
hi. i like to masturbate, so do you. 🤍🤪
uk 🇬🇧
sloppy gooner | avid bator | ball-stretchin'-gooncap-maker |
uk 🇬🇧
sloppy gooner | avid bator | ball-stretchin'-gooncap-maker |
i've got a thick'un for the thick'ems 😛
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
i've got a thick'un for the thick'ems 😛
spending time w/ my bestie 😄
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
spending time w/ my bestie 😄
my thingy is out, again. 😛
October 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
my thingy is out, again. 😛
managed to crank out a solid hour of edging pre-work today.
it's making me desperately needy though 🥵
it's making me desperately needy though 🥵
October 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
managed to crank out a solid hour of edging pre-work today.
it's making me desperately needy though 🥵
it's making me desperately needy though 🥵
no, i'm not gonna stop doing the thing that brings me the most pleasure. 🤷🏽♂️🫦
October 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
no, i'm not gonna stop doing the thing that brings me the most pleasure. 🤷🏽♂️🫦
i chose this meatslab over the gym this morning & i regret nothing 😇
October 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
i chose this meatslab over the gym this morning & i regret nothing 😇
locktober is going well, yeah thx 4 askin' 🥰
October 8, 2025 at 9:48 AM
locktober is going well, yeah thx 4 askin' 🥰
barely fits... but that's the point, right?🔒 #locktober
October 2, 2025 at 8:38 AM
barely fits... but that's the point, right?🔒 #locktober
bator himbo loading... 💪🏾 #flexfriday
September 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
bator himbo loading... 💪🏾 #flexfriday
dunno 'bout you guys, but i'm h word as FOOK!
September 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
dunno 'bout you guys, but i'm h word as FOOK!
i think, low-key, we need more british sounding batorbabble.
most uk bators add a slight american twang, like saying 'bay-tur' instead of 'bay-tuh'.
no shade, i just wanna hear more "wank that stiffy mate" or "go'on laaad!"
most uk bators add a slight american twang, like saying 'bay-tur' instead of 'bay-tuh'.
no shade, i just wanna hear more "wank that stiffy mate" or "go'on laaad!"
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
i think, low-key, we need more british sounding batorbabble.
most uk bators add a slight american twang, like saying 'bay-tur' instead of 'bay-tuh'.
no shade, i just wanna hear more "wank that stiffy mate" or "go'on laaad!"
most uk bators add a slight american twang, like saying 'bay-tur' instead of 'bay-tuh'.
no shade, i just wanna hear more "wank that stiffy mate" or "go'on laaad!"
September 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
my own manscent gets my blood pumping 👃🏾
September 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
my own manscent gets my blood pumping 👃🏾
if only you could smell this musk in person 🥵
September 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
if only you could smell this musk in person 🥵
geared-up, greased-down, gooned-tf-out 🥴🤤
September 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
geared-up, greased-down, gooned-tf-out 🥴🤤
just showing off my new stretcher 💥
September 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
just showing off my new stretcher 💥
quick show of hands, who thinks work bathroom content is hot? 👀😈
September 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
quick show of hands, who thinks work bathroom content is hot? 👀😈
found a reason to love mondays... 😏
September 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
found a reason to love mondays... 😏
