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Top tip; when scattering ash over water, mix them with the person's favourite tipple. Prevents getting covered in them.
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Top tip; when scattering ash over water, mix them with the person's favourite tipple. Prevents getting covered in them.
Am amused and comforted in equal measure by the amount of likes that this fess is getting.
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Am amused and comforted in equal measure by the amount of likes that this fess is getting.
I hope that's AI...
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I hope that's AI...
Red Leicester would like a word...
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Red Leicester would like a word...
And I know of one case where the dog was de-barked, as the apartment complex the owner lived in demanded no barking.
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 AM
And I know of one case where the dog was de-barked, as the apartment complex the owner lived in demanded no barking.
This! I use this on people when they're dithering. I tell them they HAVE to obey the coin. The pain in their face when it goes against their subconscious wish. "But I wanted tails!"
"So do bloody tails then!"
"So do bloody tails then!"
November 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This! I use this on people when they're dithering. I tell them they HAVE to obey the coin. The pain in their face when it goes against their subconscious wish. "But I wanted tails!"
"So do bloody tails then!"
"So do bloody tails then!"
Who is ahead of him? If Princess Anne is still behind him, I'm fairly sure she will sort him out
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Who is ahead of him? If Princess Anne is still behind him, I'm fairly sure she will sort him out
It doesn't give me any confidence re the Ashes, unless they're deliberately trying to paint a bleak picture to trick the Aussies. But I doubt that.
November 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
It doesn't give me any confidence re the Ashes, unless they're deliberately trying to paint a bleak picture to trick the Aussies. But I doubt that.
Please can we add wind chimes that are as effective as a doorbell at waking me up to the banned list please?
October 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Please can we add wind chimes that are as effective as a doorbell at waking me up to the banned list please?
They should also be made to come back 10 years after the build is finished and see how crap it is, water damage and mould down the walls.
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They should also be made to come back 10 years after the build is finished and see how crap it is, water damage and mould down the walls.
I've forgotten the password for it, but it's still on my old phone. I don't even want to reset the password in case I get noticed.
October 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I've forgotten the password for it, but it's still on my old phone. I don't even want to reset the password in case I get noticed.
Don't tell anyone but I'm in the same position. I got the TNT/Discovery app as a free add-on with my previous EE contract. I have Netflix on the latest contract. Both apps are working.
Sssshhhhhh. Nothing to see here...
Sssshhhhhh. Nothing to see here...
October 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Don't tell anyone but I'm in the same position. I got the TNT/Discovery app as a free add-on with my previous EE contract. I have Netflix on the latest contract. Both apps are working.
Sssshhhhhh. Nothing to see here...
Sssshhhhhh. Nothing to see here...
Imagine if those neighbours were shortly moving out themselves, and you missed the opportunity
October 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Imagine if those neighbours were shortly moving out themselves, and you missed the opportunity
Can't hear the band on 5Live
October 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Can't hear the band on 5Live
When I was working full time, I used to pay AVCs into my pension and that dropped me back down into the lower tax bracket
October 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
When I was working full time, I used to pay AVCs into my pension and that dropped me back down into the lower tax bracket
I distrust trump so much, I wouldn't put it past him to have engineered it so he could fix it, solely for the peace prize. To award it to him would reduce the prize to a joke.
October 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I distrust trump so much, I wouldn't put it past him to have engineered it so he could fix it, solely for the peace prize. To award it to him would reduce the prize to a joke.
Somebody please switch off his WiFi for everyone's sake.
October 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Somebody please switch off his WiFi for everyone's sake.
Cartoonist missed a trick by not having crossbones as her mouth, which is what I thought it was
September 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Cartoonist missed a trick by not having crossbones as her mouth, which is what I thought it was
Yep, same for me. And pretty much all my menopausal friends. The sacrilioac joint is the bane of our lives
September 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Yep, same for me. And pretty much all my menopausal friends. The sacrilioac joint is the bane of our lives
There was a theory that by changing lanes between driving under the yellow overhanging camera, you could confuse the system as it wouldn't pick the car up consistently. But I'm told that cameras can pick it up, and now there are now signs saying stay in lane. So I don't know if you can trick it
September 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
There was a theory that by changing lanes between driving under the yellow overhanging camera, you could confuse the system as it wouldn't pick the car up consistently. But I'm told that cameras can pick it up, and now there are now signs saying stay in lane. So I don't know if you can trick it
I'll be honest, I thought it was on all week. Clearly I'm not alone.
September 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I'll be honest, I thought it was on all week. Clearly I'm not alone.
Can't agree, I don't want to drive up north, hate flying there, and so I take the train. No putting liquids in a small bag; no being there 90 minutes minimum before departure, and I nearly always leave on time. And now I can bid for a cheap upgrade via seatfrog, it's brilliant
September 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Can't agree, I don't want to drive up north, hate flying there, and so I take the train. No putting liquids in a small bag; no being there 90 minutes minimum before departure, and I nearly always leave on time. And now I can bid for a cheap upgrade via seatfrog, it's brilliant