Daily Doses of Mitch
mitch-hedberg.bsky.social
Daily Doses of Mitch
@mitch-hedberg.bsky.social
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

"Fuck that hurts. Fuck that hurts as well. Fuck, leave me alone. I'm no longer pretty... And he loves you not. I could have told you I had an even number of petals!"
November 22, 2024 at 12:52 AM
And that made me angry, cause I like loud music. So when he knocked on the wall, I'd mess with his head. I'd say, "Go around! I cannot open the wall. I don't know if you have a doorknob on the other side, but over here there's nothing... it's just flat!"
November 22, 2024 at 12:52 AM