Mitchell Epner
@mitchellepner.bsky.social
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Attorney, former AUSA, father, husband, former JBLC, long-time Knicks fan and occasional talking head https://mitchellepner.substack.com/ https://www.thedailybeast.com/author/mitchell-epner
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If you are looking for great sustainable fashion, please consider Salvage Renaissance, the brand founded by my wife.

We provide spectacular clothes & accessories that have been upcycled by skilled artisans.

Look great & do something great for the planet.

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Salvage Renaissance
Salvage Renaissance is a purpose-driven brand that seeks to attract Generation X, Baby Boomers, and older customers towards buying clothing and accessories that have been upcycled, cleaned, and mended...
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Watching the Yankee game last night on FS1, there was a very unpersuasive Cuomo ad that was immediately followed by the Sliwa ad featuring Donna Johnson. As a longtime political activist, I felt like Cuomo was floored with roundhouse right counterpunch after a tepid jab.
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Curtis Sliwa (the GOP nominee for NYC mayor) has launched a devastating ad against Andrew Cuomo (still running as an independent) featuring Donna Johnson, who claims that Cuomo's COVID policies regarding nursing homes killed both of her parents.

This hits home with Cuomo's prime demographic.
Andrew Cuomo’s Deadly Leadership: Meet Donna Johnson
YouTube video by M. Sliwa Public Relations
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The hair in your thumbnail is a big hint.
Reposted by Mitchell Epner
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here is my first rendering of the bread scale of triviality (any suggestions welcome; I love thinking about bread)
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My daughter @madepn.bsky.social has invented a great scale for the triviality - importance spectrum. It goes from “nothing burger” to “everything bagel”.

I doff my hat in tribute to genius.
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Except that courts enforce arbitration awards from, and arbitration clauses requiring adjudication by, a Beth Din (enforcing Talmudic Judaism) regularly in NY(where I practice).
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That is a better way of expressing what I was trying to say.
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Cuba comes to mind, but the Cuban-American community has always been anti-Castro.

Until very recently, being pro-Israeli government(no matter which party was leading Israel) was common ground for the overwhelming majority of American Jews.
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Ken White @kenwhite.bsky.social gives a great description of the doctrine of “vindictive prosecution” in this free preview of Serious Trouble.

He also discusses my concerns about Comey’s public statement after the indictment.

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
Stop Making Us Defend James Comey
Podcast Episode · Serious Trouble · 09/27/2025 · 22m
podcasts.apple.com
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In 2017, I wrote an op-ed in the Daily News when Trump commented similarly on the killing of Heather Heyer at "Unite The Right" Charlottesville march.

Trump's comments then did not stand in the way of conviction, but DOJ endorsement of Trump's comments about Mangione may preclude death penalty.
Trump’s comments on James Fields may have created a legal headache for prosecutors
At his Tuesday press conference, President Trump was asked whether the attack on Heather Heyer was “terrorism.” His response may make it more difficult for Virginia to prosecute James F…
www.nydailynews.com
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SDNY District Court Judge Margaret Garnett, who is presiding over the Luigi Mangione federal case, orders the DOJ to answer for violations of Local Rule 23.1 forbidding "release of an opinion [that] will interfere with a fair trial".

Several DOJ employees endorsed Trump's attacks on Mangione.
storage.courtlistener.com
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Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice.

Ketanji Brown Jackson Five.
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Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice

Queens of the Harlan Fiske Stone Age
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ruin a band w/ the law

leftover salmon chase
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I am dipping my toe back into BlueSky with a link to a collection of beaded garments on Salvage Renaissance, my family's vintage/upcycling e-commerce store. There is a wide assortment of price points:

salvage-renaissance.com/collections/...

I'm avoiding weightier topics for now.
Bead It!
Salvage Renaissance is a purpose-driven brand that seeks to attract Generation X, Baby Boomers, and older customers towards buying clothing and accessories that have been upcycled, cleaned, and mended...
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Bob Marley demands that you get the meter right:

I threw the sandwich
But I didn’t throw no panini, no no no.
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Judge Subramanian has denied Sean Combs bail pending sentencing.

The judge specifically found “that Cassie Ventura and Jane were
beaten, coerced, threatened, lied to, and victimized by Combs as part of their participation” in the freak offs.
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Age verification? “Get all the sports news instantly. Dial 976-1313!”
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age verification? Woodstock 99
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age verification? went to the garden state arts center to see an mtv concert featuring bell biv devoe, gerardo, c&c music factory, and color me badd
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In 2008, when Justice Scalia (joined by Thomas, Alito, Roberts & Kennedy) overturned a century of Second Amendment jurisprudence in Heller, holding that the 2nd Amendment guarantees an “individual right” not a “militia right”, I warned he would have blood on his hands.

Yesterday was the latest.
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I know.

My post was not directed at you.

It was directed at the people who urged others to withhold their votes in the general election from Biden (and later Harris). You were not one of those people.
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My point was that the people who screamed last year that there was “no difference” between Biden/Harris & Trump on Gaza were wrong. Thank you for acknowledging that “Donald is way worse.”