Whenever I'm poorly my first thought goes to "I wonder how much weight I will loose?"

We accidentally borrowed the ladbaby Christmas kids book from the library, which I then read to my pre-schooler at bedtime. To say it was dire would be a massive understatement.

Oh no, I'm doomed.

I mean, do they have Last Christmas, The Power of Love and Do They Know It's Christmas Time???? Stay Another Day???? If not, massively missing out #ChristmasSongs

Been there, done that. Not all it's cracked up to be.

Chilli con carne without any chilli
Is only a plate full of mince

And

His absence wasn't a problem
But the corkscrew had gone as well

I would too. December is the time for Christmas decorations and celebrations.

Oh no, you are going to be one of them that puts decorations up in November and takes them down on boxing day aren't you. Judged.

Still, whatever makes you happy - nobody else's business.

Still judged.

Unlucky!

I went round doors scrounging every Halloween for years as a kid - back when it was for money not sweets (and getting sweets was disappointing) - so will happily give out haribos to any kid that knocks on the door on Halloween. (They can do one any other day mind)

I didn't have you down as a Halloween misery!

What??? You've had 200 years notice 😆😆😆😆
Seriously though, meant to be celebrating until the end of the year so you should get to see something

but it didn't, it happened here in 1825 because the people of our area took a chance, spent their money, and changed the world (too much? Don't care!) #StocktonandDarlingtonRailway

from standardising time to fish & chips! and it all started here in our area. Yes, if it hadn't happened here it would have probably still happened elsewhere a little time later #StocktonandDarlingtonRailway