U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell parody
@mitchmcconnell.bsky.social
U.S. Senator for Kentucky. Longest-serving Senate party leader in American history.
Chair of @SenateRules & Defense Appropriations. Member of @SenateAgGOP
Parody
Chair of @SenateRules & Defense Appropriations. Member of @SenateAgGOP
Parody
I'm spending your SNAP benefits on Onlyfans subscriptions!
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'm spending your SNAP benefits on Onlyfans subscriptions!
There's going to be a lot of "allegations" surfacing in the next few days.
Let me clarify a few things:
I can still become erect without the aid of feces
I have never paid a young cuban boy to defecate on my chest
I do not employ a crack team of "shit wrangler"
I do not ejaculate "cum dust"
Let me clarify a few things:
I can still become erect without the aid of feces
I have never paid a young cuban boy to defecate on my chest
I do not employ a crack team of "shit wrangler"
I do not ejaculate "cum dust"
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
There's going to be a lot of "allegations" surfacing in the next few days.
Let me clarify a few things:
I can still become erect without the aid of feces
I have never paid a young cuban boy to defecate on my chest
I do not employ a crack team of "shit wrangler"
I do not ejaculate "cum dust"
Let me clarify a few things:
I can still become erect without the aid of feces
I have never paid a young cuban boy to defecate on my chest
I do not employ a crack team of "shit wrangler"
I do not ejaculate "cum dust"
Christmas just hasn't been the same since we killed Epstein.
December 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Christmas just hasn't been the same since we killed Epstein.
Merry Christmas to everyone except the filthy poors.
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone except the filthy poors.
Imagine living in a country where the government suppresses the news and you have to watched smuggled in news stories from another country to know the truth. USA! USA! USA!
December 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Imagine living in a country where the government suppresses the news and you have to watched smuggled in news stories from another country to know the truth. USA! USA! USA!
If you watched the CECOT 60 minutes story you'll be charged with treason and sent to CECOT.
December 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If you watched the CECOT 60 minutes story you'll be charged with treason and sent to CECOT.
I find it hard to believe that not one member of the Republican party can lend me a black sharpie.
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I find it hard to believe that not one member of the Republican party can lend me a black sharpie.
Football on a Saturday night is for pervert freaks
December 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Football on a Saturday night is for pervert freaks
Dragons are pretty neat
December 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Dragons are pretty neat
I'm using your SNAP benefits to get my pubes trimmed.
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I'm using your SNAP benefits to get my pubes trimmed.
I'm going to the strip club with your SNAP benefits, bitches.
October 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I'm going to the strip club with your SNAP benefits, bitches.
I never would have fallen if they would just let us use all the fun slurs again.
October 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I never would have fallen if they would just let us use all the fun slurs again.
Cracker Barrel isn't open at 11:30pm? I thought this was AMERICA!!
October 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Cracker Barrel isn't open at 11:30pm? I thought this was AMERICA!!
October 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Come at me bitch!
October 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Come at me bitch!
In your face, bitches
October 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
In your face, bitches
When I fell I shitted myself 😭
October 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
When I fell I shitted myself 😭