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Mitch Middleton
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Middle-aged, middle class white guy in middle America. He/Him.
Layaway for your housing?
February 6, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Pissed off because ground beef is $10/pound?
February 6, 2026 at 12:18 AM
If one person needs to carry proof of citizenship to vote, then every person needs to carry proof of citizenship to vote. No exceptions.
February 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
We hit them in the left knee.
We hit them in the right knee.
We hit them in the wee knee.
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
and the return of Jerusalem as the center of power in a new Israel (which would be why he moved the American embassy there from Tel Aviv during his first term). He is a tool of the Christian Nationalist movement as they materialize Revelations and the second coming.

I’m totally serious.
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
If you haven’t already, you should watch the documentary, “Bad Faith”. That he is a degenerate scumbag is a feature rather than a bug. He is chosen by god to be a modern day Cyrus the Great. A heathen that enables the rebuilding of the temple (cont)

www.badfaithdocumentary.com
Bad Faith Documentary
Bad Faith exposes Christian Nationalism, the most powerful anti-democratic force in America. Streaming on AppleTv+ and Google Play beginning April 26. Available for preorder now.
www.badfaithdocumentary.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Where I’m from, shining for deer is illegal.
February 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Trump’s modeling agency, pageants, and the spa at his residence/private club (mar a lago) were the recruiting pipeline for Epstein’s operation.
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
IMAX-sized projection.
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Is that the same tie he got for his 10th birthday?
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Money cannot buy happiness, but it can make your misery more comfortable.

Unless you’re a racist, antisemitic, misogynistic, paranoid sociopath. Then the amount of money you have doesn’t matter. You’re still a miserable shitbag.
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 AM
31% of eligible voters voted for the decomposing orange man.

Which means that 69% did not.
February 5, 2026 at 2:38 AM
And $150 million to rent Venice for his wedding.
February 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
History has shown that they become billionaires by being sociopaths. Seems unlikely that they’re going to stop once there.
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The full-time job of the church’s pastor is… regional field director for ICE.
February 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
At the grocery store yesterday. Box of 5 granola/protein bars for $10. Next to it was the display with single bars marked 3 for $5.

Stay in school kids. Pay attention in math class.
February 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Rochester, MN TV station blows up the New York Times story in advance.

Minnesota’s Medicaid fraud rate is half the national average.

www.kttc.com/2026/01/23/f...
Federal review determines that Minnesota’s Medicaid program sees lower rate of improper payments than national average
New data released from the U.S. Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services shows Minnesota's Medicaid program has a lower rate of improper payments compared to national averages.
www.kttc.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Is it a crime for your modeling agency and the spa at your private residence/social club to provide the “talent” for Epstein?
February 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
The pastor of the church is part-time. His full-time job is regional director of ICE…
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
The secret society meetings are on alternating Tuesdays. Tonight’s meeting is at Thorben’s house and I am bringing the donuts.
February 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Buy one for 7, get the second for 8…

Math is still hard apparently.
February 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
They do not believe that he is the antichrist but rather that Trump is a modern day Cyrus The Great. His role requires that he is a heathen that enables the rebuilding of the temple and Jerusalem becoming the political center of Israel. (Moving the us embassy to Jerusalem, anyone?)

Seriously.
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 PM
MSP airport isn’t in Minneapolis or Saint Paul. It’s also not in any of the cities that surround it. It is located on unincorporated land, within the boundaries of Hennepin county, that is not part of any municipality or school district.
February 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM