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Chief Georgia O' Keef

@mitskimask.bsky.social

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Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · Dec 19

Year 2049:
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 3h

Oh shit knife door. Do NOT go in there.

Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 5h

I dunno if we're gonna make it, y'all.

Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 7h

kermit the frog and darth vader from the muppets are standing next to each other in the dark .

ALT: kermit the frog and darth vader from the muppets are standing next to each other in the dark .

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 7h

True.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 17h

Did he wish to become a bloody raging skeleton.

Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 17h

All classics.

Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 17h

There's a kids soccer league that plays by the dog park I go to and I have heard the coaches call a kid Elon and I hope the other parents are bullying that kids parents for that name choice.

Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 17h

As the prophets foretold.

Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 17h

That was surprisingly wholesome.

Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 22h

Let's start with one.
@edzitron.com have you seen this?

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 23h

Can't ever hear it the same way again.

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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 1d

"Ballerina Aesha Ash wandering around inner city Rochester breaking the stereotypes about women of color and to inspire young kids."

its a picture of a ballerina teaching future young ballerinas!!!

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 1d

Gamer girl pee'd in bath water is the hot new commodity.

Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 1d

Nightmare anything rotation

Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 1d

Employee giving campaign month.

Yeah I guess they are giving campaign....

Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 1d

*midatlantic accent*

Now listen up toots! I'm low on tinctures and I got noodles in the pot that's boiling, so you tells me, is that dang cheeto dead?

Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 1d

You took a risk on watching and the bet didn't pay off.

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Chief Georgia O' Keef @mitskimask.bsky.social · 1d

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atomly @atomly.com · 1d

This story is even darker than first reported.

flipinidaho @flipinidaho.bsky.social · 1d

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.