Mitten d'Amour
@mittendamour.bsky.social
I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day - turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire; total fucking waste of 80p. (She/her)
Viva La Pompom!
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Viva La Pompom!
2024 is possibly my favourite. I had it planned for a full year. Fruity, juicy, sassy hot pink, lavender and obnoxious orange.
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
2024 is possibly my favourite. I had it planned for a full year. Fruity, juicy, sassy hot pink, lavender and obnoxious orange.
2023 was another colour riot and snow balls strewn artfully.
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
2023 was another colour riot and snow balls strewn artfully.
2023 was meant to be snowy white with Mondrian hits of colour, but it looked shit, so…
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
2023 was meant to be snowy white with Mondrian hits of colour, but it looked shit, so…
2022 went full fuchsia and citrus splash.
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
2022 went full fuchsia and citrus splash.
2021 was a blackcurrant and lemon fiesta.
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
2021 was a blackcurrant and lemon fiesta.
2020 was the first - a riot of mismatching joy.
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
2020 was the first - a riot of mismatching joy.
Wreath is up lads.
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Wreath is up lads.
Category is… MRI* day.
Mitten’s Rotten Insides
Mitten’s Rotten Insides
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Category is… MRI* day.
Mitten’s Rotten Insides
Mitten’s Rotten Insides
Mort, did you climb into the used cooking pot to get the lickins again? Oh, no reason.
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Mort, did you climb into the used cooking pot to get the lickins again? Oh, no reason.
Bet you’re all glad they had him as a totally unrepresentative regular *now*.
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Bet you’re all glad they had him as a totally unrepresentative regular *now*.
Category is… post-op comfort but make it killa.
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Category is… post-op comfort but make it killa.
Category is… trapped wind and despair.
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Category is… trapped wind and despair.
Gross. Ramming it down our throats.
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Gross. Ramming it down our throats.
Me: [applies super expensive body lotion before bed]
Mort: Ooh, you seem to have got some ‘stuff’ on you - don’t worry, I got it!
Minou is my favourite.
Mort: Ooh, you seem to have got some ‘stuff’ on you - don’t worry, I got it!
Minou is my favourite.
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Me: [applies super expensive body lotion before bed]
Mort: Ooh, you seem to have got some ‘stuff’ on you - don’t worry, I got it!
Minou is my favourite.
Mort: Ooh, you seem to have got some ‘stuff’ on you - don’t worry, I got it!
Minou is my favourite.
Category is… just because it’s tights weather doesn’t mean you have to dress like a nana.
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Category is… just because it’s tights weather doesn’t mean you have to dress like a nana.
Hard not to root for the Luigis.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Hard not to root for the Luigis.
[laughs so hard I shart]
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
[laughs so hard I shart]
And the solution.
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
And the solution.
Everyone knows I love a truly awful Christmas movie and let me tell you, this movie premier did NOT disappoint. The reviews are savage but honestly don’t be fooled by them only giving it one star, it’s so much worse.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Everyone knows I love a truly awful Christmas movie and let me tell you, this movie premier did NOT disappoint. The reviews are savage but honestly don’t be fooled by them only giving it one star, it’s so much worse.
Category is… emergency film premier plus one.
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Category is… emergency film premier plus one.
Got really bad period pains but it's my last ever period before I have a hysterectomy.
November 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Got really bad period pains but it's my last ever period before I have a hysterectomy.
Category is… cat for scale.
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Category is… cat for scale.
NGL but if so I’m only ever watching on catch up so I can scrub past any and all moments of her on screen.
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
NGL but if so I’m only ever watching on catch up so I can scrub past any and all moments of her on screen.