Mizzy
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all lawyers are bastards but if I need a lawyer they will represent me despite having been called a bastard by me and that is one of the few things I respect about lawyers actually
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
all lawyers are bastards but if I need a lawyer they will represent me despite having been called a bastard by me and that is one of the few things I respect about lawyers actually
Ricing the Cinnamon on my Mint is not as delicious as it sounds… in fact it is not delicious at all.
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ricing the Cinnamon on my Mint is not as delicious as it sounds… in fact it is not delicious at all.
People say Kourtney and Khloe are only rich and famous because they’re related to Kim, but I disagree. Kim is as rich and famous as she is now because she has sisters like Kourtney and Khloe. KUWTK wouldn’t have been nearly as entertaining without them. Way more banger one-liners and iconic moments.
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
People say Kourtney and Khloe are only rich and famous because they’re related to Kim, but I disagree. Kim is as rich and famous as she is now because she has sisters like Kourtney and Khloe. KUWTK wouldn’t have been nearly as entertaining without them. Way more banger one-liners and iconic moments.
If I die and the cause of death is an apparent suicide using a common semiautomatic pistol, that wasn’t me. It’s murder disguised as suicide. I would only kill myself with an antique revolver.
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
If I die and the cause of death is an apparent suicide using a common semiautomatic pistol, that wasn’t me. It’s murder disguised as suicide. I would only kill myself with an antique revolver.
I have these orthopedic shoes that don’t look like orthopedic shoes, or so I thought, but a random old lady at the crosswalk clocked it immediately and asked me where I bought them because they look comfy lmao lmao
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I have these orthopedic shoes that don’t look like orthopedic shoes, or so I thought, but a random old lady at the crosswalk clocked it immediately and asked me where I bought them because they look comfy lmao lmao
Why does my landlord have bail money but not money to pay back what he stole from me.
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Why does my landlord have bail money but not money to pay back what he stole from me.
I like that 10,000 steps for me is 6.9km tee hee. Apparently for an average woman it’s 6.7 and average men 7.6 and I’m a below average height woman and I don’t think I have a particularly long gait but I do walk fast so maybe my gait is long in proportion to my height
November 2, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I like that 10,000 steps for me is 6.9km tee hee. Apparently for an average woman it’s 6.7 and average men 7.6 and I’m a below average height woman and I don’t think I have a particularly long gait but I do walk fast so maybe my gait is long in proportion to my height
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TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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AI is so dumb why would I be comparing body paint with a pharmaceutical STOCK TICKER???
Like that isn’t the Kala I was looking for but cosmetics and pharmaceutical skin stuff would at least have some overlap.
Like that isn’t the Kala I was looking for but cosmetics and pharmaceutical skin stuff would at least have some overlap.
October 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
AI is so dumb why would I be comparing body paint with a pharmaceutical STOCK TICKER???
Like that isn’t the Kala I was looking for but cosmetics and pharmaceutical skin stuff would at least have some overlap.
Like that isn’t the Kala I was looking for but cosmetics and pharmaceutical skin stuff would at least have some overlap.
Dogs eating each others ass. Tossing salad right in front of my salad.
October 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Dogs eating each others ass. Tossing salad right in front of my salad.
It is my belief that people who work in cosmetics industry are having some boring ass sex. What do you mean a mascara is Better than Sex. Why is coral pink with gold shimmer Orgasm.
I’ll be like s'il vous plaît monsieur Nars… puis-je avoir un rouge à lèvres normal… and they’re like non. DEEP THROAT
I’ll be like s'il vous plaît monsieur Nars… puis-je avoir un rouge à lèvres normal… and they’re like non. DEEP THROAT
October 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
It is my belief that people who work in cosmetics industry are having some boring ass sex. What do you mean a mascara is Better than Sex. Why is coral pink with gold shimmer Orgasm.
I’ll be like s'il vous plaît monsieur Nars… puis-je avoir un rouge à lèvres normal… and they’re like non. DEEP THROAT
I’ll be like s'il vous plaît monsieur Nars… puis-je avoir un rouge à lèvres normal… and they’re like non. DEEP THROAT
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Imagine you get unalived and a youtuber is telling the story about it and in the middle they do an ad for Hello Fresh
October 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Imagine you get unalived and a youtuber is telling the story about it and in the middle they do an ad for Hello Fresh
A lot of notebook manufacturers are switching to thinner paper. They say it’s lighter and easier to carry but… recession indicator?
October 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A lot of notebook manufacturers are switching to thinner paper. They say it’s lighter and easier to carry but… recession indicator?
me to a screeching toddler on a transpacific flight: you can’t be screaming like that white baby. we are no longer in the US airspace which means sound torture and sleep deprivation are now illegal.
white baby: kyaaaaaahhhhwaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaahaheeeeeeeeee
white baby: kyaaaaaahhhhwaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaahaheeeeeeeeee
October 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
me to a screeching toddler on a transpacific flight: you can’t be screaming like that white baby. we are no longer in the US airspace which means sound torture and sleep deprivation are now illegal.
white baby: kyaaaaaahhhhwaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaahaheeeeeeeeee
white baby: kyaaaaaahhhhwaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaahaheeeeeeeeee
girls need girls to be girls together
October 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
girls need girls to be girls together
people say polyamory is confusing to children meanwhile actual kids are like. 3 aunties? cool. come look at my dolls. do you like dinosaurs. hot dog.
October 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
people say polyamory is confusing to children meanwhile actual kids are like. 3 aunties? cool. come look at my dolls. do you like dinosaurs. hot dog.
flight from DEN (cursed) to LAX (wretched)
October 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
flight from DEN (cursed) to LAX (wretched)
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Letterboxd was released 14 years ago today 🧡💚💙
October 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Letterboxd was released 14 years ago today 🧡💚💙
I take this back; the more imminent downside is delayed onset muscle soreness.
Perks of axe throwing: I now know how to throw axes
Downside of axe throwing: I can no longer say I don’t know how to use axes if I am ever accused of axe murder
Downside of axe throwing: I can no longer say I don’t know how to use axes if I am ever accused of axe murder
October 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I take this back; the more imminent downside is delayed onset muscle soreness.
Perks of axe throwing: I now know how to throw axes
Downside of axe throwing: I can no longer say I don’t know how to use axes if I am ever accused of axe murder
Downside of axe throwing: I can no longer say I don’t know how to use axes if I am ever accused of axe murder
October 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Perks of axe throwing: I now know how to throw axes
Downside of axe throwing: I can no longer say I don’t know how to use axes if I am ever accused of axe murder
Downside of axe throwing: I can no longer say I don’t know how to use axes if I am ever accused of axe murder
Had a normal sleep omg 😴🛌💤
September 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Had a normal sleep omg 😴🛌💤
fellas it IS gay to ENUNCIATE
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Are some vowel sounds gayer than others? Here's what the #linguistic research has to say. #accents
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September 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
fellas it IS gay to ENUNCIATE
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