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I change shapes just to hide in this place but I’m still, I’m still an animal
You’ll be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
reminds me of the classic Scarfolk ads. “For more information please reread this poster”
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
man AI is really going to ruin the entirety of human knowledge
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
OK maybe AI isn’t all bad
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
this one took me about 15 minutes but i eventually got there #BoneAppleTea
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
THEY DID
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The common swift is anything but

youtu.be/3UNsV5H7xxc?...
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Looks like they’re “under new management” as of last year by a company called Come Near (which, ew), and that’s where some of the “woke” criticism is rooted, though they’re still funded by anonymous donors. Hey PredictIt, what’s the over under on a Spanish-language ad during next year’s Super Bowl?
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
hmm
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
bro i just decoded that shit and it was delicious
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
this in particular is fucking comedy gold
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I did love this though
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I was just reminded that Venezuela was key to the 2020 election denier playbook, as the alleged source of Dominion’s corrupt software. Which was a lie of course, as addressed in this NPR story from Oct. (in case you’re wondering why Venezuela is in the Trump crosshairs)
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I feel like this story im just now learning about connects a lot of dots about how MJ rose to prominence
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
found my senior year HS yearbook online and this is just one of many amazing captions
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Google is a Seinfeld fan apparently
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I’d quote post it if I could but
November 2, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
October 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
never forget these were the same two assholes who refused to perform with Ace and Peter at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction of KISS. Fuck these pricks.
October 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I mean even a stopped clock etc but
October 16, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Honest reporting should not read like a word problem on a math test
October 7, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Oh shit I hope not, those dudes are YOKED
September 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
so I had a moment of “now what was Epstein’s official gig again” and I went to the Wiki. What the fuck is with sociopaths and their signatures?
September 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM