Martyn 🏳️🌈
@mjbalson.bsky.social
Born of sailors and grazing farmers. I work in arts and culture. 🏎️🍷🐶🍑🍰
Every year. Truss the shameless lettuce.
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Every year. Truss the shameless lettuce.
Out for lunch and met eyes with the chef who I fired from work about six months ago. Too late to back out. Just assuming the worst for my steak. Fucked. 😂
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Out for lunch and met eyes with the chef who I fired from work about six months ago. Too late to back out. Just assuming the worst for my steak. Fucked. 😂
Firework wankers out already then. 🙄
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Firework wankers out already then. 🙄
Lovely rainbow on the bike today in the rain. Shortly after this I got crapped on by a bird from head to toe. 😳
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Lovely rainbow on the bike today in the rain. Shortly after this I got crapped on by a bird from head to toe. 😳
Rainy half day pint. 🍺
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Rainy half day pint. 🍺
Ugh. So handsome. 🏎️
October 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Ugh. So handsome. 🏎️
This was exactly what I wanted to eat today and it’s a simple and beautiful dish. Food. One of my two loves. Food and 🍑 👅
October 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This was exactly what I wanted to eat today and it’s a simple and beautiful dish. Food. One of my two loves. Food and 🍑 👅
If you think this man is the answer, you do not know what being British is…
October 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If you think this man is the answer, you do not know what being British is…
Saw the Doctor last night for some test results. He said my cholesterol was on the high side but my Vine brain kicked in and I missed what he said about statins. 💁🏼♂️🙄
October 1, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Saw the Doctor last night for some test results. He said my cholesterol was on the high side but my Vine brain kicked in and I missed what he said about statins. 💁🏼♂️🙄
My nerves are decidedly on edge today which is probably just due to a busy week ahead. Annoying.
September 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My nerves are decidedly on edge today which is probably just due to a busy week ahead. Annoying.
September 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Mildly hungover apparently.. 😂🍷
September 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Mildly hungover apparently.. 😂🍷
Why are tv adverts still so LOUD. Ffs. Feck off.
September 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Why are tv adverts still so LOUD. Ffs. Feck off.
Remembered I was pretty sure their was a Mars Bar in my bag leftover from a recent trip. Yeah Baby! 👅
September 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Remembered I was pretty sure their was a Mars Bar in my bag leftover from a recent trip. Yeah Baby! 👅
I am looking forward to the mac and cheese, although later I will be sharting myself. 💁🏼♂️💩😂
September 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I am looking forward to the mac and cheese, although later I will be sharting myself. 💁🏼♂️💩😂
Article in Times on Elgin Marbles today highlights perfect example of Reform creep. Why just mention them and Conservatives by name together? #ReformCreep
September 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Article in Times on Elgin Marbles today highlights perfect example of Reform creep. Why just mention them and Conservatives by name together? #ReformCreep
Visiting a cute island church and they have little books called stories of Christ. It opened at this page… 😮😳🍆
September 7, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Visiting a cute island church and they have little books called stories of Christ. It opened at this page… 😮😳🍆
