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Miles
@mjbarne.bsky.social
I love the outdoors, skiing, rafting, hiking, etc.
If it doesn't have your sex tape already, it can make one in a jiffy.
January 28, 2026 at 5:34 PM
What about the puppy killing? Did Stephen Miller tell her to do that too?
January 28, 2026 at 6:36 AM
The dig at Bari was especially fun.
January 27, 2026 at 10:50 PM
They hate us, they hate each other, because they also hate themselves.
Hatred is all they've got in their miserable lives.
January 26, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I seemed to have missed that one. I'm going to review ALL my Monty Python (I have the complete set), so thanks for the diversion.
January 20, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I wanna work in that department. Where do I sign up?
Do they have a 50 grand signing bonus like ICE? I want to pay off my cybertruck.
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I guess it doesn't get dark over in Europe.
January 17, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Well, one moron made president, so let's have another!
January 16, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Whining about how you are perceived is undignified.
January 14, 2026 at 2:36 AM
You're interfering with me because I had to drop what I was doing and walk across the street to kick your ass!
January 9, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Seahawks fan here: Grrrr!
December 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Too many Yanks in that flick. IRL, it was the Brits that pulled it off.
P.S. It was fun watching Steve McQueen jump a barbed-wire fence on his motorcycle.
December 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Hey, you forgot to include John Roberts.
December 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I'm honored you included me.
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm surprised they didn't push the car out a window.
December 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
That is my favorite Tull album. English folk music, updated to a modern sound.
December 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Stephen Miller cannot see his reflection in the mirror.
December 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?
December 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Law?? What is this law thingy you keep talking about?
December 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
You know, all of this could be solved with the proper weight-loss supplement.
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
So Putin is now taking on Trump's persona: A whiny little bitch.
December 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Yes, we noticed that too.
December 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This is quite unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
She learned the off-the-record stuff from Lindsey Halligan.
December 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
He needed a third.
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM