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fratthew
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skeet skeet as the kids say
for a show about death, alice in borderland s3 is surprisingly pro life
October 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
you mean to tell me that a chicken stirred this fry?
July 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
“well well well” - me at the well store
July 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
good prank idea: start texting people random 6 digit numbers so they fail their sign-in verification
June 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
for all you adrenaline junkies out there, try driving 𝘢𝘵 the speed limit instead of under it - what a rush!
June 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
you think you own this place pal?? oh you do? well here’s my rent
May 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I still can’t believe the alphabet rhymes, like we really dunked on every other language
March 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
guess who but it’s pictures of different toilets on campus
February 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
February 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
moved to michigan for the academics, stayed for the views
February 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
on that note, they should make shoes called google slides and bedding called google sheets
really think google should start a healthcare branch called google docs
February 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
really think google should start a healthcare branch called google docs
February 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
easily the greatest halftime show of all time (I am a kendrick fanboy)
"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM