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Matt
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I'm just figuring it out
Zara being told she has to watch the new era
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Alright I finally figured out that YouTube Wrapped. Let's post it now when nobody's awake 😈
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 AM
She's been so close to being eliminated in about half of the episodes, it's been very stressful. Basically this the whole way through:
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
With #DONDI very much back in the conversation I feel there's not enough talk about season one contestant Miranda Harrison making it to the finale of #99toBeat She has a 1/6 shot at winning the $1,000,000! #RHAP
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Savannah, Sage, Sophie, Sophi got nothing for ya! #Survivor #Survivor49
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Finding out there's ANOTHER episode of DWTS even though the winner has already been crowned!?

One starts to wonder, do these Stars ever -stop- dancing?
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Absolute cinema
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I've never seen a post this wrong. I don't think they actually understand what it means for a game to be solved? Also the idea that RNG'ing the murders makes you undetectable in a game of social deduction is just 😭
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
BOOOOOO!! 🍅 🍅 #TheTraitorsCanada
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This is how I imagine you guys reacting to me usually posting on this site exclusively from 3-4am.
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
How high did Jesus get off of G-d?
October 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I think the implication in this comment is that "goth" is it's own protected class? 😭
October 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I finally figured out who Vince reminds me of. Begbie from Trainspotting. #BB27
October 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I TOLD Y'ALL!! #BB27
October 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
They're talking about Ellie the Lamborghini on #WWHL Feel like pure shit just want her back :( #BelowDeckMed #RHAP
October 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I had an anxiety dream that I showed up at an event and every single person there was dressed up as Vince Panaro. I'm talking mustache wax, flannel, beanie the whole nine yards. Now I'm scared to go to the #RHAP event in NY #BB27
October 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
September 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Assuming Morgan pulls off this win in a few days we need to have a serious conversation about how Model/Gamer is the most overpowered occupation in competition reality at the moment! #BB27 #TraitorsIRL
September 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Ashley and Morgan safe in the double!!! #BB27
September 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Finally pre-ordered @stephenfishbach.bsky.social 's book. Enough time has passed that I'm finally over him pretending Survivor 48 was a good season. Perhaps even more importantly though is that I was running out of time before he could start doing the same for #Survivor 49!
September 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Morgan trying to reheat their nachos with The Night Owls name #BB27 #DONDI
September 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Just watched the first two episodes of #TraitorsIreland This is some proper Traitors! Civilian seasons are my favorite. My early winner pick is Oyin. She's a gamer and she's getting a ton of confessionals despite not being a main character, which makes me think she's going to be important later on!
September 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Keanu lecturing OTHER people on only waking up this far into the game #BB27
August 29, 2025 at 8:59 AM
August 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM