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I am become Mike, installer of side mirror
February 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I am become Mike, installer of side mirror
and this here is my prized pig, Werner HerzHog
February 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
and this here is my prized pig, Werner HerzHog
I'm like Thanos but for rocky horror callbacks. I plan to collect up to five. Then I will be all powerful
February 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'm like Thanos but for rocky horror callbacks. I plan to collect up to five. Then I will be all powerful
Ah I love seasons, I love the cold of winter. I also love being punched in the face, shot in the head. Killed. Stabbed.
February 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Ah I love seasons, I love the cold of winter. I also love being punched in the face, shot in the head. Killed. Stabbed.
Nice. For the twelfth year in a row, U.S. reports record high mental well-being. People reporting they are healthiest they've been consistent across location, race, gender, income. keywords include strong sense of community, unity, affordable living, diet, exercise, work/life balance, family ties.
February 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Nice. For the twelfth year in a row, U.S. reports record high mental well-being. People reporting they are healthiest they've been consistent across location, race, gender, income. keywords include strong sense of community, unity, affordable living, diet, exercise, work/life balance, family ties.
Just got a lifetime wheel alignment and they didn't even look at my car. Instead a stone of fire began to speak to me reminding me of my designated place within the vast cycle of life death and reincarnation
February 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Just got a lifetime wheel alignment and they didn't even look at my car. Instead a stone of fire began to speak to me reminding me of my designated place within the vast cycle of life death and reincarnation
I hate when Google calendar enforces directionality of time. I can't schedule my events that end earlier than they start. That's why I use TimeWizard it's free for the first three months and yet they know how to combat the time travel loopholes that you may attempt
February 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I hate when Google calendar enforces directionality of time. I can't schedule my events that end earlier than they start. That's why I use TimeWizard it's free for the first three months and yet they know how to combat the time travel loopholes that you may attempt
My HS wrestling coach said he would die for me. I bet he never thinks of me now at all
February 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My HS wrestling coach said he would die for me. I bet he never thinks of me now at all
"pronounce it doggy as resistance"
Yeah we're fucked
Yeah we're fucked
February 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"pronounce it doggy as resistance"
Yeah we're fucked
Yeah we're fucked
born to kraft, forced to werk
February 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
born to kraft, forced to werk
Arct roughly translates to "none" so basically antarctic means "no ants", unlike Arctic which means "nothing here"
February 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Arct roughly translates to "none" so basically antarctic means "no ants", unlike Arctic which means "nothing here"
English is so hard. The stuff on your head is called hair most of the time EXCEPT when you're swimming now it's called hwater
February 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
English is so hard. The stuff on your head is called hair most of the time EXCEPT when you're swimming now it's called hwater
I'm starting to think the Piano Man might be billy joel himself
February 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I'm starting to think the Piano Man might be billy joel himself
Starting with just one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, you can generate all of the other fish
February 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Starting with just one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, you can generate all of the other fish
This is true at any hotel, if you ask for a bunch of pens they go straight from pen 14 to pen 16, they actually skip pen 15
February 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is true at any hotel, if you ask for a bunch of pens they go straight from pen 14 to pen 16, they actually skip pen 15
There's nothing supernatural about a burning bush
February 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
There's nothing supernatural about a burning bush
Whenever I see the word smooth my brain now fills it in as smooth brained. "A new smooth brained galaxy was discovered" etc
February 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Whenever I see the word smooth my brain now fills it in as smooth brained. "A new smooth brained galaxy was discovered" etc
Few people realize this but KFC stands for King Fucking Cong
February 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Few people realize this but KFC stands for King Fucking Cong
Once we lost Kissinger there was really nothing we could do about the NIH :(
February 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Once we lost Kissinger there was really nothing we could do about the NIH :(
Privatizing the libraries in order to own the libs
February 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Privatizing the libraries in order to own the libs
Can't wait for Kendrick Lamar to yell A MINORRRRR because that is also my favorite key. Für Elise, etc. Love when he does that
February 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Can't wait for Kendrick Lamar to yell A MINORRRRR because that is also my favorite key. Für Elise, etc. Love when he does that
Night of 1000 Faux Pas
February 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Night of 1000 Faux Pas
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February 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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