Matt Blair
@mjmbca.bsky.social
He/Him. Toronto, Canada. If you can explain it to me, then I can explain it to everyone. Elsewhere at https://linktr.ee/mjmbca.
Will Lewis (pictured at right) steps down from the Washington Post after presiding over hundreds of layoffs.
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Will Lewis (pictured at right) steps down from the Washington Post after presiding over hundreds of layoffs.
“It says here he’s known for ‘Leaving Las Vegas’ and ‘Gone in 60 Seconds.’”
“I’d rather he be known for leaving the stage in 60 seconds!”
“Oh, ho ho ho!”
“I’d rather he be known for leaving the stage in 60 seconds!”
“Oh, ho ho ho!”
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
“It says here he’s known for ‘Leaving Las Vegas’ and ‘Gone in 60 Seconds.’”
“I’d rather he be known for leaving the stage in 60 seconds!”
“Oh, ho ho ho!”
“I’d rather he be known for leaving the stage in 60 seconds!”
“Oh, ho ho ho!”
“Greg? Who is Greg?”
February 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
“Greg? Who is Greg?”
We’re in the middle of a week that started with a wave of “Republicans suck” at the Grammys, and which will end with a wave of “Republicans suck” at the Super Bowl, so it’s especially funny that today, on top of all that, they have to deal with “You’ve got this guy. This is your guy.”
February 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
We’re in the middle of a week that started with a wave of “Republicans suck” at the Grammys, and which will end with a wave of “Republicans suck” at the Super Bowl, so it’s especially funny that today, on top of all that, they have to deal with “You’ve got this guy. This is your guy.”
“Antifa Member’s Night is coming up. I’m sure you’ll see him there. All the Antifa members go.”
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
“Antifa Member’s Night is coming up. I’m sure you’ll see him there. All the Antifa members go.”
Deploying the Republican grifters in a desperate attempt to rebrand pooping your pants on television.
February 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Deploying the Republican grifters in a desperate attempt to rebrand pooping your pants on television.
I don’t think Bondi or the DHS meant for this to be the first thing that came to mind, but here we are.
January 28, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I don’t think Bondi or the DHS meant for this to be the first thing that came to mind, but here we are.
I’m a big fan of the reply moderation options on BlueSky. Short of being able to set your account to private, they’re a great way to keep your mentions clean, both for yourself and others.
I’d love to be able to apply the same logic to quote posts, but you can’t win ‘em all.
I’d love to be able to apply the same logic to quote posts, but you can’t win ‘em all.
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I’m a big fan of the reply moderation options on BlueSky. Short of being able to set your account to private, they’re a great way to keep your mentions clean, both for yourself and others.
I’d love to be able to apply the same logic to quote posts, but you can’t win ‘em all.
I’d love to be able to apply the same logic to quote posts, but you can’t win ‘em all.
If you’re wondering whether the article includes photos of the artist standing in front of his piece both before and after it was partially eaten, behold:
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
If you’re wondering whether the article includes photos of the artist standing in front of his piece both before and after it was partially eaten, behold:
Gavin Newsom looking for cool right-wing podcasters to hang out with.
January 18, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Gavin Newsom looking for cool right-wing podcasters to hang out with.
One interesting fact established by Kirk Cameron and Dudley Moore’s “Like Father Like Son” is that if you switch bodies with someone, you don’t take your accents with you.
January 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
One interesting fact established by Kirk Cameron and Dudley Moore’s “Like Father Like Son” is that if you switch bodies with someone, you don’t take your accents with you.
“I chudded out to my mother.”
January 12, 2026 at 6:03 AM
“I chudded out to my mother.”
“We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric.”
January 11, 2026 at 6:50 PM
“We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric.”
I’ve got a question.
January 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I’ve got a question.
“Look, I have one job! It’s stupid, but I’m gonna do it! Okay?
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 AM
“Look, I have one job! It’s stupid, but I’m gonna do it! Okay?
“Thor! The Thormeister! The Thorminator! Thor!”
December 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“Thor! The Thormeister! The Thorminator! Thor!”
“Your pronouns are good/boy.”
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“Your pronouns are good/boy.”
All the waiters would look like this.
December 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
All the waiters would look like this.
“We’re gonna ensure the return of that big, beautiful organism for analysis, folks. It’s coming back! We’re gonna analyze it. That’s priority one! So pure. All the other considerations are secondary. And the crew - I probably shouldn’t say this, they’re not going to like it - they’re expandable.”
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“We’re gonna ensure the return of that big, beautiful organism for analysis, folks. It’s coming back! We’re gonna analyze it. That’s priority one! So pure. All the other considerations are secondary. And the crew - I probably shouldn’t say this, they’re not going to like it - they’re expandable.”
If Count Dracula taught us anything, it’s that a vampire can transform into a sexy young hottie when it counts.
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If Count Dracula taught us anything, it’s that a vampire can transform into a sexy young hottie when it counts.