Mandy (she/her)
@mjneuman.bsky.social
Writer | Lover of Wine | Runner | Broncos Fan
Trying not to drop f bombs while I watch this game with my mom in the next room.
December 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Trying not to drop f bombs while I watch this game with my mom in the next room.
I’m not crying at Bill Murray’s speech at the end of Scrooged, you are.
December 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’m not crying at Bill Murray’s speech at the end of Scrooged, you are.
We were watching that Michelle Pfeiffer Christmas movie tonight. I said, “I’m gonna get weird in a few years aren’t I.” Stu responded, “you already are.”
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Merry Christmas, everybody!
December 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
We were watching that Michelle Pfeiffer Christmas movie tonight. I said, “I’m gonna get weird in a few years aren’t I.” Stu responded, “you already are.”
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Really looking forward to getting stuck for 6 hours on the tarmac next to a dude who decided to hit the airport gym. At least we’ll all be wearing suits.
December 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Really looking forward to getting stuck for 6 hours on the tarmac next to a dude who decided to hit the airport gym. At least we’ll all be wearing suits.
Lesson from this morning’s Turkey Trot. Don’t force your family to join you. Saw a couple situations where kids sat down in the road because they were not interested in finishing.
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Lesson from this morning’s Turkey Trot. Don’t force your family to join you. Saw a couple situations where kids sat down in the road because they were not interested in finishing.
We’ve had about 5 total kids but I have enjoyed snacking and drinking on the porch.
November 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
We’ve had about 5 total kids but I have enjoyed snacking and drinking on the porch.
I never realized how much all the whispering in Poltergeist bugs me.
an older woman wearing a necklace with turquoise and silver beads is standing in front of a door ..
ALT: an older woman wearing a necklace with turquoise and silver beads is standing in front of a door ..
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October 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I never realized how much all the whispering in Poltergeist bugs me.
This bike was dropped in our bushes Wednesday night. I don’t know anything about the quality of the bike, but the person it belongs to may be missing it either way. Let me know if it could be yours. cc: @randballsstu.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This bike was dropped in our bushes Wednesday night. I don’t know anything about the quality of the bike, but the person it belongs to may be missing it either way. Let me know if it could be yours. cc: @randballsstu.bsky.social
I feel like HBO’s mocking me.
October 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I feel like HBO’s mocking me.
So…when I laid on the horn and gave that lady the finger this morning?
October 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
So…when I laid on the horn and gave that lady the finger this morning?
Ever since Dewey Cox, Stu has no interest in biopics about bands/musicians. This Springsteen movie is going to test that.
October 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ever since Dewey Cox, Stu has no interest in biopics about bands/musicians. This Springsteen movie is going to test that.
Hello, Gorgeous!
October 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Hello, Gorgeous!
We’re dog-sitting. He’s been here for a while now, should be comfy with the house. He won’t go into the basement, so I assume that’s where the ghosts are.
October 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
We’re dog-sitting. He’s been here for a while now, should be comfy with the house. He won’t go into the basement, so I assume that’s where the ghosts are.
Creepy is someone playing Mad World on the piano outside the church across the street while it’s still dark out.
October 5, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Creepy is someone playing Mad World on the piano outside the church across the street while it’s still dark out.
Trying to pick a new baseball team.
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
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September 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trying to pick a new baseball team.
For reasons that aren’t important, I’ve been watching a lot of Hallmark the last few days. The ads for Chicken Sisters features several really good actors doing a lot of really bad acting. I haven’t watched the actual show yet.
September 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
For reasons that aren’t important, I’ve been watching a lot of Hallmark the last few days. The ads for Chicken Sisters features several really good actors doing a lot of really bad acting. I haven’t watched the actual show yet.
Why aren’t they showing the hellscape of Minneapolis on SNF? The NFL is so woke!
September 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Why aren’t they showing the hellscape of Minneapolis on SNF? The NFL is so woke!
I’m sure all the Dems falling all over themselves to offer condolences think they’re being the “bigger people.” Really, it just seems like they’re just abandoning their supporters.
September 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I’m sure all the Dems falling all over themselves to offer condolences think they’re being the “bigger people.” Really, it just seems like they’re just abandoning their supporters.
My daughter is getting her grandpa high right now. It’s the best thing.
August 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My daughter is getting her grandpa high right now. It’s the best thing.
It was fun to imagine.
August 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It was fun to imagine.
I’m not upset about influencers who choose not to post about a tragedy. I think it’s more upsetting when they post about one for attention, clicks and engagement.
August 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’m not upset about influencers who choose not to post about a tragedy. I think it’s more upsetting when they post about one for attention, clicks and engagement.
At the fair in The Hangar. The whole place is watching a couple play Jenga.
August 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
At the fair in The Hangar. The whole place is watching a couple play Jenga.
If Newsom didn’t suck so bad otherwise, I’d be a lot more excited about these posts.
August 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If Newsom didn’t suck so bad otherwise, I’d be a lot more excited about these posts.
Going to Allianz tonight for the first time. Is there anything specific a person should eat there?
August 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Going to Allianz tonight for the first time. Is there anything specific a person should eat there?
I am so tired of people who make other people’s problems about them.
August 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I am so tired of people who make other people’s problems about them.