Mjohnsimon
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Mjohnsimon
@mjohnsimon.bsky.social
Can I be your coworker and I 3D print a Rex skull for you? This would be awesome!
December 13, 2024 at 1:13 PM
It's also obvious that a lot of these dudes have never seen girls without makeup. It's astonishing (though unsurprising).
December 13, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Would we need to worry about some of the color from the flush "bleeding" through (if that makes sense)?
December 3, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Wonder what Natey boy thinks about Trump and his pardons/appointments? Oh wait... I forgot. Only Democrats are supposed to have standards! Silly me.
December 3, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I can't wait for MAGA to have collective amnesia about high-prices being a critical issue for them in a couple of months/years should Trump go through with his damn tariffs. Just you watch.
December 3, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Cain was my gateway.
December 3, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Vaping/e-cigarette marketing often targets younger audiences. I doubt you'll find many who disagree with this. Now, whether the focus is high schoolers or those at the legal smoking age will likely be a key point of debate in the hearing.
December 2, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Hey, does anyone remember the Caravan that keeps disappearing and reappearing? Might as well name it "Bigfoot" at this point.
December 2, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I love how people are holding Biden to higher standards than a convicted felon/rapist.
December 2, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Democrats should stop playing nice for the sake of the "moral high ground". When the Right spreads lies, actively call them out as lies and label the people liars. If sued for slander or libel, let them prove in court how their false claims aren’t lies. Hold them accountable for misleading others!
December 2, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Well if that ain't projection I don't know what is... How can they even prosecute people who aren't guilty of anything? Last time I checked, at least here in America (still), journalists can't be criminally held liable for reporting on the crimes committed by politicians.
December 2, 2024 at 8:40 PM
"Science? What's science ever done for us?!... TV: off!"

"Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins the movie by telling you how it ends. Well, I say there are some things we don't want to know. Important things!"

-Moe and Ned Flanders, The Simpsons,
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Just give Trump a $25k donation and you're in.
November 25, 2024 at 4:11 AM
I wonder how this will power the prices of eggs...
November 25, 2024 at 4:09 AM
I genuinely wonder what his Ukrainian fans think of this.
November 25, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Bruh, a fake ass documentary about mermaids with crappy CGI and props was enough to convince people that mermaids were real.
November 23, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Didn't know much about TC but that's fucking hilarious.
November 22, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Welcome aboard.
November 22, 2024 at 1:44 AM