M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD)
@mjohnson3.bsky.social
🌻 Health Ed. Retired Nurse.
Dry Humor/ Sarcasm Alert 📢.
Sober. Lover of Primary Sources. Research before posting.👩🏾💻
pronouns mostly MOM!!!.
She/ Her
Dry Humor/ Sarcasm Alert 📢.
Sober. Lover of Primary Sources. Research before posting.👩🏾💻
pronouns mostly MOM!!!.
She/ Her
but keeping mistresses is ...Is OK?
December 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
but keeping mistresses is ...Is OK?
Hoomans are weird... yeah, just smile and nod
December 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hoomans are weird... yeah, just smile and nod
Breastfeed... but be ashamed and hide in the house while you do it... otherwise, the male of the species might lose control and assault you.
sigh...
sigh...
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Breastfeed... but be ashamed and hide in the house while you do it... otherwise, the male of the species might lose control and assault you.
sigh...
sigh...
sigh... Check your Amazon app... did it say your package arrived?... now take your damn box and keep pretending your ancestors came here speaking perfect English.
Damn.
Damn.
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
sigh... Check your Amazon app... did it say your package arrived?... now take your damn box and keep pretending your ancestors came here speaking perfect English.
Damn.
Damn.
sigh.
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
sigh.
welp it isn't 12
research continues...
will update.
research continues...
will update.
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
welp it isn't 12
research continues...
will update.
research continues...
will update.
gee... that sounds like a lot of work... could men just try being polite?
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
gee... that sounds like a lot of work... could men just try being polite?
what?
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
what?
they really just aren't.
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
they really just aren't.
oh... I was just going to pay the heating bill...
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
oh... I was just going to pay the heating bill...
why, yes, I do remember.
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
why, yes, I do remember.
I'm sorry, wha
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm sorry, wha
that is not how any of this works.
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
that is not how any of this works.
she has standards
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
she has standards
you don't really think you are getting that kitten back...right.
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
you don't really think you are getting that kitten back...right.