Major Mel Funkshiun
@mjrmelfunkshiun.bsky.social
One lonely rocket drafter living in a model based definition world. Likes cartoons, sports and rasslin'. Frank Zappa is my favorite musician. That's my wife in front of the dam named after her granddaddy.
Goddammit I'm old.
February 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Goddammit I'm old.
"Simmer down, Francis. "
January 31, 2026 at 10:16 PM
"Simmer down, Francis. "
Some people are saying he got the short end of the stick.
January 27, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Some people are saying he got the short end of the stick.
Bovino fears toddlers.
January 23, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Bovino fears toddlers.
All of your constituents would like to know if you plan to vote for additional ICE funding. Do you want to keep your job? Vote no for another 6 years.
January 22, 2026 at 9:21 PM
All of your constituents would like to know if you plan to vote for additional ICE funding. Do you want to keep your job? Vote no for another 6 years.
"With my big fake tits
and my botox lips
singing Merry Christmas Jesus Christ." Peggy Rockbottom
and my botox lips
singing Merry Christmas Jesus Christ." Peggy Rockbottom
January 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM
"With my big fake tits
and my botox lips
singing Merry Christmas Jesus Christ." Peggy Rockbottom
and my botox lips
singing Merry Christmas Jesus Christ." Peggy Rockbottom
Crusty Nome is a word people will not forget either.
January 19, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Crusty Nome is a word people will not forget either.
Is that Chuck Johnson?
January 16, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Is that Chuck Johnson?
This seems to be the plan.
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
This seems to be the plan.
According to some reports, he smells like he is.
January 15, 2026 at 12:44 AM
According to some reports, he smells like he is.
There is no god, only crab people .
January 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
There is no god, only crab people .
This DOJ couldn't prosecute a ham sandwich.
January 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
This DOJ couldn't prosecute a ham sandwich.
Anyone in America is an American. No modifiers allowed.
January 14, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Anyone in America is an American. No modifiers allowed.
He's a monkey with a machine gun.
January 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
He's a monkey with a machine gun.
Who the duck made you bluesky truth police?
January 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Who the duck made you bluesky truth police?
I read that he had moved to housing on a military base
.
.
January 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I read that he had moved to housing on a military base
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.
Not the pants.
January 2, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Not the pants.
What's a "traditionalist Christian society" ? What does that mean? What's Christian about hating your neighbor or making Healthcare unaffordable? If that's what your Christianity is, I want no part of it.
December 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What's a "traditionalist Christian society" ? What does that mean? What's Christian about hating your neighbor or making Healthcare unaffordable? If that's what your Christianity is, I want no part of it.
The real question is how many teenagers did trump kill?
December 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The real question is how many teenagers did trump kill?
Never heard of this guy, but his name screams duchbag.
December 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Never heard of this guy, but his name screams duchbag.
Thanks Rick, you're one of the reasons I love living in Edmonds.
December 21, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Thanks Rick, you're one of the reasons I love living in Edmonds.