This one was my favorite

As an American, I'm proud they're booing. Keep it up.

I'm not a violent person by nature, but I'd be happy to see their heads on pikes upside the capitol.

I've been a Costco member for more than a decade. I've gone every week this month, which is unusual for me. I just want to give them money.

Why did I laugh so hard at this? Lol