I Got Sunshine In A Bag
@mjudd.bsky.social
Not any of the generals that are LEFT! They scraped off the cream of the crop and left the dregs.
January 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Not any of the generals that are LEFT! They scraped off the cream of the crop and left the dregs.
Permissive Parents: “If you do that ONE MORE TIME….”
January 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Permissive Parents: “If you do that ONE MORE TIME….”
Are Republicans THAT good at taking over the government? Or are Democrats that stupid? News: THEY HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL LIE, CHEAT, and STEAL. My god, keep trying for that football, Charlie Brown. Lovin’ your naive optimism. 🏈 Aim for Lucy’s head with that kick next time.
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Are Republicans THAT good at taking over the government? Or are Democrats that stupid? News: THEY HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL LIE, CHEAT, and STEAL. My god, keep trying for that football, Charlie Brown. Lovin’ your naive optimism. 🏈 Aim for Lucy’s head with that kick next time.
Going to wake up in a future run by apes and Lady Liberty 🗽 submerged past her waistline on a sandy beach. 🦀
January 14, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Going to wake up in a future run by apes and Lady Liberty 🗽 submerged past her waistline on a sandy beach. 🦀
“Hats off” indeed. I can’t wait to tip my hat off to every single successful prosecution and the most desired newspaper 📰 headline ever.
January 14, 2026 at 12:19 AM
“Hats off” indeed. I can’t wait to tip my hat off to every single successful prosecution and the most desired newspaper 📰 headline ever.
The only difference now is between those that notice and those that do something about it.
You know who doesn’t do anything? The people that say, “Don’t take the bait.”
The only thing that turns ICE on their heels is encountering very large individuals and very intimidating crowds.
You know who doesn’t do anything? The people that say, “Don’t take the bait.”
The only thing that turns ICE on their heels is encountering very large individuals and very intimidating crowds.
January 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The only difference now is between those that notice and those that do something about it.
You know who doesn’t do anything? The people that say, “Don’t take the bait.”
The only thing that turns ICE on their heels is encountering very large individuals and very intimidating crowds.
You know who doesn’t do anything? The people that say, “Don’t take the bait.”
The only thing that turns ICE on their heels is encountering very large individuals and very intimidating crowds.
What kind of a family raises a child to want to get a gun and intimidate people with it? “Finally, I get to be the bully!”
January 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
What kind of a family raises a child to want to get a gun and intimidate people with it? “Finally, I get to be the bully!”
Did NAZI this coming…No blitz needed.
January 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Did NAZI this coming…No blitz needed.
Republicans went from “It’s not a dictatorship” to “sometimes dictatorships are necessary”
January 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Republicans went from “It’s not a dictatorship” to “sometimes dictatorships are necessary”
The US will use Colombia’s own island to conquer Colombia.
January 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
The US will use Colombia’s own island to conquer Colombia.
It’s Bandini Mountain covered by a 4’x4’ tarp during Santa Ana winds.
🌬️ 💩 And we’re all downwind
🌬️ 💩 And we’re all downwind
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
It’s Bandini Mountain covered by a 4’x4’ tarp during Santa Ana winds.
🌬️ 💩 And we’re all downwind
🌬️ 💩 And we’re all downwind
Imagine working in good conscience for this admin. JHC
January 10, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Imagine working in good conscience for this admin. JHC
“My Life as a Genius Call Girl”
January 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
“My Life as a Genius Call Girl”
Right in front of her spouse. Loving relationships are hard enough. You take my love away, there’d be nothing stopping me from taking you with me to the next plane of existence. 💔💔💔
January 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Right in front of her spouse. Loving relationships are hard enough. You take my love away, there’d be nothing stopping me from taking you with me to the next plane of existence. 💔💔💔
Where’d all those “libertarian” republicans go? “Meh, jackbooted thugs makin’ me wear a mask and taxing me…” They’ve never wanted limited government. They just want it to serve their hate.
January 10, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Where’d all those “libertarian” republicans go? “Meh, jackbooted thugs makin’ me wear a mask and taxing me…” They’ve never wanted limited government. They just want it to serve their hate.
She’s like a praying mantis. Zero emotion in those cold, dead eyes.
January 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
She’s like a praying mantis. Zero emotion in those cold, dead eyes.
The US is a lawless land
January 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
The US is a lawless land
He just likes kicking down sandcastles
January 6, 2026 at 11:43 AM
He just likes kicking down sandcastles
But they can borrow based on those unrealized gains, right? Like how Elon bought out Twitter? Putting up stock in Tesla as collateral. Stock that isn’t taxed. That should be a taxable amount when it is put up as collateral for all media purchases that establish a majority share.
January 6, 2026 at 11:06 AM
But they can borrow based on those unrealized gains, right? Like how Elon bought out Twitter? Putting up stock in Tesla as collateral. Stock that isn’t taxed. That should be a taxable amount when it is put up as collateral for all media purchases that establish a majority share.
He’s turned our friends into adversaries, and our adversaries into our masters.
January 6, 2026 at 2:43 AM
He’s turned our friends into adversaries, and our adversaries into our masters.
Canadian Sudetenland
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Canadian Sudetenland
Don’t give them ideas. On the plus side, they think Australia is in Europe so you’re probably good.
January 6, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Don’t give them ideas. On the plus side, they think Australia is in Europe so you’re probably good.
Imagine the gratification of a slow motion pie launched towards his face and landing with precision.
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Imagine the gratification of a slow motion pie launched towards his face and landing with precision.