Matt Wells
@mjwells.bsky.social
Dad, Product Manager, Football Coach, partially successful dog trainer.
Football - Watford men & women, LGDA FC, Felixstowe.
Musically stuck in the mid-late 90s and very happy there. Dreaming of a decent remake of Speedball 2 for the Nintendo Switch.
Football - Watford men & women, LGDA FC, Felixstowe.
Musically stuck in the mid-late 90s and very happy there. Dreaming of a decent remake of Speedball 2 for the Nintendo Switch.
Are you fucking joking?
If not, want to buy some crypto? Donald Trump NFTs? You'll make a fortune, honest!
If not, want to buy some crypto? Donald Trump NFTs? You'll make a fortune, honest!
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Are you fucking joking?
If not, want to buy some crypto? Donald Trump NFTs? You'll make a fortune, honest!
If not, want to buy some crypto? Donald Trump NFTs? You'll make a fortune, honest!
So this guy can sue the BBC for $1bn now, right?
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
So this guy can sue the BBC for $1bn now, right?
Buzzing to be able to vote for people that have taken 6 months to decide a bloody name, sure they'd be great at running the country.
Meanwhile the Greens are actually getting on with offering a coherent narrative that counters the open racism of Farage and co which Labour are so terrified to do.
Meanwhile the Greens are actually getting on with offering a coherent narrative that counters the open racism of Farage and co which Labour are so terrified to do.
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Buzzing to be able to vote for people that have taken 6 months to decide a bloody name, sure they'd be great at running the country.
Meanwhile the Greens are actually getting on with offering a coherent narrative that counters the open racism of Farage and co which Labour are so terrified to do.
Meanwhile the Greens are actually getting on with offering a coherent narrative that counters the open racism of Farage and co which Labour are so terrified to do.
And of course "his chateau in France" - another great patriot who fought to screw our country over then fled like a rat?
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
And of course "his chateau in France" - another great patriot who fought to screw our country over then fled like a rat?
There's a lord of Watford?!?
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
There's a lord of Watford?!?
Today on "let's celebrate how shit and overpriced our railways are..."
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Today on "let's celebrate how shit and overpriced our railways are..."
Was this scientific masterclass backed by Muhammad Yusuf and his mates at Reform Ltd?
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Was this scientific masterclass backed by Muhammad Yusuf and his mates at Reform Ltd?
First time any of our group had seen you. We loved your set, thank you for playing - very glad you avoided that jakemans induced tragedy as well!
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 AM
First time any of our group had seen you. We loved your set, thank you for playing - very glad you avoided that jakemans induced tragedy as well!
Is he announcing one soon then?
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Is he announcing one soon then?
They were elected to "not be the Tories" and they're failing absolutely miserably
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
They were elected to "not be the Tories" and they're failing absolutely miserably
I'd love to see the end of all 24hr news channels
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I'd love to see the end of all 24hr news channels
We voted tactically last time and got more austerity, a continuation of Brexit, no curbs on energy company profiteering, more shit in our rivers, more demonisation of immigrants and racists emboldened by platforms that labour and regulators are terrified to rein in. With respect, fuck that.
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 AM
We voted tactically last time and got more austerity, a continuation of Brexit, no curbs on energy company profiteering, more shit in our rivers, more demonisation of immigrants and racists emboldened by platforms that labour and regulators are terrified to rein in. With respect, fuck that.
I stand by my statement - tell him to get f**ked.
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I stand by my statement - tell him to get f**ked.
Yep, and no matter how much this family pay those people will never let that baby become "one of them"
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Yep, and no matter how much this family pay those people will never let that baby become "one of them"
They should tell the grifting prick to get f**ked. He shouldn't be given a penny of license payers money.
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
They should tell the grifting prick to get f**ked. He shouldn't be given a penny of license payers money.
2012 - think we got a few bits clearly from a unilever/nestle/whatever trying to get you onto their brands from the start
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
2012 - think we got a few bits clearly from a unilever/nestle/whatever trying to get you onto their brands from the start
Is paper spray made by the same people as "silly string"?
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Is paper spray made by the same people as "silly string"?
Any chance she could fuck off to a (more) racist country to practice her racism there?
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Any chance she could fuck off to a (more) racist country to practice her racism there?
Is that 1979 landlord figure adjusted for inflation?
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Is that 1979 landlord figure adjusted for inflation?
Nope. Who is this prick?
November 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Nope. Who is this prick?
You could have stopped before the last 3 words.
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You could have stopped before the last 3 words.