Watched the film SALOME today and as far as I can tell, the main reason it exists is that Al Pacino wanted Jessica Chastain to give him a lap dance
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Watched the film SALOME today and as far as I can tell, the main reason it exists is that Al Pacino wanted Jessica Chastain to give him a lap dance
HAMNET was underwhelming. Difficult to point out any obvious flaws but it's just such as unremarkable piece of awards-baiting heritage cinema
January 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
HAMNET was underwhelming. Difficult to point out any obvious flaws but it's just such as unremarkable piece of awards-baiting heritage cinema
WHEN WILL THOSE CUNTS RUN OUT OF FIRECRACKERS
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
WHEN WILL THOSE CUNTS RUN OUT OF FIRECRACKERS
I see that Aston Villa lost to a team who only ever signed a player for more than €1m twice in their entire history
Must be all that financial regulation holding them back
Must be all that financial regulation holding them back
October 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I see that Aston Villa lost to a team who only ever signed a player for more than €1m twice in their entire history
Must be all that financial regulation holding them back
Must be all that financial regulation holding them back
Watching ANACONDA (1997). If I was on that boat in the Amazon, I'd simply defeat the titular anaconda in the marketplace of ideas
October 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Watching ANACONDA (1997). If I was on that boat in the Amazon, I'd simply defeat the titular anaconda in the marketplace of ideas
Do NOT drive behind anything transporting logs/timber
September 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Do NOT drive behind anything transporting logs/timber
Rewatching Harry Potter films and Triwizard Tournament is a terrible spectator sport, isn't it? Dragon challenge fair enough but for the other two, the crowd just see a lake and outside of a maze
September 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Rewatching Harry Potter films and Triwizard Tournament is a terrible spectator sport, isn't it? Dragon challenge fair enough but for the other two, the crowd just see a lake and outside of a maze
Rewatched X-Men: First Class (2011) tonight so naturally I am now looking at black turtleneck jumpers on Vinted. Michael Fassbender you are a style icon
August 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Rewatched X-Men: First Class (2011) tonight so naturally I am now looking at black turtleneck jumpers on Vinted. Michael Fassbender you are a style icon
Goodfellas and Fight Club rewatched on consecutive nights. I am in my FilmBro era rn
August 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Goodfellas and Fight Club rewatched on consecutive nights. I am in my FilmBro era rn
I know that these days you get arrested and thrown in jail for not liking Korean culture, but Korean BBQ is such a scam.
What the fuck do you mean, I have to do the actual cooking myself? What's the point of going to a restaurant then?
What the fuck do you mean, I have to do the actual cooking myself? What's the point of going to a restaurant then?
July 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I know that these days you get arrested and thrown in jail for not liking Korean culture, but Korean BBQ is such a scam.
What the fuck do you mean, I have to do the actual cooking myself? What's the point of going to a restaurant then?
What the fuck do you mean, I have to do the actual cooking myself? What's the point of going to a restaurant then?
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Free speech update. Local schoolchildren made a banner saying "Epping welcomes all except racists". The Homeland Party [their Norfolk organiser] says his members have taken and burnt it, sharing the image of burning the anti-racist message on social media, to emphasise their commitment to racism.
July 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Free speech update. Local schoolchildren made a banner saying "Epping welcomes all except racists". The Homeland Party [their Norfolk organiser] says his members have taken and burnt it, sharing the image of burning the anti-racist message on social media, to emphasise their commitment to racism.
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Really was one of the dumbest and most harmful things possible for “virtue signaling” to become some kind of epithet. Sending externally visible signals that you are engaging in pro-social behavior is normal, natural, and good, it’s how society works. Other people can’t read your fucking mind.
July 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Really was one of the dumbest and most harmful things possible for “virtue signaling” to become some kind of epithet. Sending externally visible signals that you are engaging in pro-social behavior is normal, natural, and good, it’s how society works. Other people can’t read your fucking mind.
28 Years Later: I liked how much effort was put into making clear that this takes place off Northumberland coast, but then one of the nocturnal scenes clearly takes place in Crab Nebula
July 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
28 Years Later: I liked how much effort was put into making clear that this takes place off Northumberland coast, but then one of the nocturnal scenes clearly takes place in Crab Nebula
That Pepsi ad which actively encourages slurping in cinema - I want everyone involved rounded up and set on fire
July 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
That Pepsi ad which actively encourages slurping in cinema - I want everyone involved rounded up and set on fire
Excited to rewatch There Will Be Blood in a cinema tomorrow. I've seen it years ago and I didn't think it's much more than "very competent" and certainly nowhere near PTA's best but perhaps I'll like it more this time round
July 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Excited to rewatch There Will Be Blood in a cinema tomorrow. I've seen it years ago and I didn't think it's much more than "very competent" and certainly nowhere near PTA's best but perhaps I'll like it more this time round
Done some admin tonight that I didn't actually have to do for 7 weeks. I'm very proud of myself because usually I do these things 7 hours before deadline
July 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Done some admin tonight that I didn't actually have to do for 7 weeks. I'm very proud of myself because usually I do these things 7 hours before deadline
United should try to get Malick Fofana imo
June 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
United should try to get Malick Fofana imo
Went down the Wikipedia rabbit hole to find out that the one bloke from ZZ Top who doesn't have a beard is called Frank Beard. Makes you think
June 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Went down the Wikipedia rabbit hole to find out that the one bloke from ZZ Top who doesn't have a beard is called Frank Beard. Makes you think
Glad to see Robert Kubica part of the winning team at Le Mans, not because of his horrific accident years ago but also because he's Polish and has a terrible hairline which makes him very relatable to me
June 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Glad to see Robert Kubica part of the winning team at Le Mans, not because of his horrific accident years ago but also because he's Polish and has a terrible hairline which makes him very relatable to me
Damn that's a really good deal City got for Cherki
June 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Damn that's a really good deal City got for Cherki
Finished a book today and I couldn't believe that the blurb on the back cover reveals something that is revealed to the reader at the very end of the book, like page 340 out of 350. What the fuck were publishers thinking
June 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Finished a book today and I couldn't believe that the blurb on the back cover reveals something that is revealed to the reader at the very end of the book, like page 340 out of 350. What the fuck were publishers thinking
I do not mind Crystal Palace but it would be objectively funny if they were expelled from Europa League on MCO technicalities and Brighton qualified for Europe
June 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I do not mind Crystal Palace but it would be objectively funny if they were expelled from Europa League on MCO technicalities and Brighton qualified for Europe
New Mission: Impossible is very good. Fantastic submarine scene. And Shea Whigham has been made to look precisely like Mark Kermode in it
May 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
New Mission: Impossible is very good. Fantastic submarine scene. And Shea Whigham has been made to look precisely like Mark Kermode in it
Got a very disrespectful joke about Erik ten Hag becoming the new Bayer 04 head coach but I do not have the courage to post it on main
May 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Got a very disrespectful joke about Erik ten Hag becoming the new Bayer 04 head coach but I do not have the courage to post it on main
Watching the new series of Race Across the World and I want the two old blokes to adopt me
May 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Watching the new series of Race Across the World and I want the two old blokes to adopt me