Capn
mkecapn.bsky.social
Capn
@mkecapn.bsky.social
The Sausage King of Milwaukee.

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.
Every single time I've heard that song since, I've sang in my head (and probably out loud after I've had a couple two tree) "Skateboardin' Skateboardin!"

RIP Reverend.
January 23, 2026 at 10:24 AM
He was a skater kid at the time, so it became of one of his favorite songs. It wasn't until years and years later that he actually saw the track listing for Energy and realized his mistake. We were drinking one night, I put Op Ivy on, and he told me the story. We laughed, but he'd already ruined it.
January 23, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Quick, turn these over to General McClellan! He'll know what to do!
January 15, 2026 at 7:54 AM
My momma says you been in Troy inventing a wooden horse as big as a damn bus.
January 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM